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Re: Date gone awry?
« Reply #40 on: July 17, 2015, 12:21:01 PM »
Quote from: Dan on July 17, 2015, 11:39:45 AM
Exact details may be fuzzy as it's been 8 years, but this was on a 1st date.

We had just walked into the Mandarin Oriental elevator.  Drunk guy walks in as well and asks the girl if I'm her boyfriend.

She says no.

Brother?

No.

Oh, OK, I got it, you're a hooker. Well, I'm in room 941 after you're done with him...
Great story!

Quote from: shoobi on July 17, 2015, 10:52:30 AM
I personally went out to eat in Manhattan on the 3rd date with an out of town girl, came straight from picking her up from the airport, and when we come back outside to get our car... It was towed... with all of her stuff in it.
SO- we had to spend 2 hours tracking down the car, going to the pound in our Shabbos clothes, sweating buckets (August)...

But we got married :)
Thank stinks! But happy ending!

My own:
On our 2nd date, the subway car emptied out and we decided - somehow - to race down the subway car. We ran down the car and were racing hard. As she almost reached the end, the subway came to a stop and... she couldn't stop. Face first into the wall of the train. Front 2 teeth shattered in half. She pointed to the pieces on the ground as she clasped her mouth and collapsed onto the bench.

Our next date was the next morning to the dentist, and now we're married b"h.
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Re: Date gone awry?
« Reply #41 on: July 17, 2015, 12:22:26 PM »
Quote from: Yehuda57 on July 17, 2015, 11:56:56 AM
What language are those written in?
What do you mean?
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Re: Date gone awry?
« Reply #42 on: July 17, 2015, 12:24:01 PM »
Quote from: Dan on July 17, 2015, 11:39:45 AM
Exact details may be fuzzy as it's been 8 years, but this was on a 1st date.

We had just walked into the Mandarin Oriental elevator.  Drunk guy walks in as well and asks the girl if I'm her boyfriend.
Was this with your wife?
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Re: Date gone awry?
« Reply #43 on: July 17, 2015, 12:24:45 PM »
Quote from: @Yehuda on July 17, 2015, 12:21:01 PM
My own:
On our 2nd date, the subway car emptied out and we decided - somehow - to race down the subway car. We ran down the car and were racing hard. As she almost reached the end, the subway came to a stop and... she couldn't stop. Face first into the wall of the train. Front 2 teeth shattered in half. She pointed to the pieces on the ground as she clasped her mouth and collapsed onto the bench.

Our next date was the next morning to the dentist, and now we're married b"h.
Wow!

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Re: Date gone awry?
« Reply #44 on: July 17, 2015, 12:24:59 PM »
Quote from: username on July 17, 2015, 12:24:01 PM
Was this with your wife?
No. You think I'd marry a hooker  ;)

We actually did go on a 2nd date though.
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Re: Date gone awry?
« Reply #45 on: July 17, 2015, 12:26:42 PM »
Quote from: @Yehuda on July 17, 2015, 12:21:01 PM
Great story!
Thank stinks! But happy ending!

My own:
On our 2nd date, the subway car emptied out and we decided - somehow - to race down the subway car. We ran down the car and were racing hard. As she almost reached the end, the subway came to a stop and... she couldn't stop. Face first into the wall of the train. Front 2 teeth shattered in half. She pointed to the pieces on the ground as she clasped her mouth and collapsed onto the bench.

Our next date was the next morning to the dentist, and now we're married b"h.
Epic stuff.
You actually went with her to the dentist? Somehow I think I can come up with better 3rd date ideas  ;)
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Re: Date gone awry?
« Reply #46 on: July 17, 2015, 12:45:02 PM »
Quote from: Aj3042 on July 17, 2015, 12:26:42 PM
Epic stuff.
You actually went with her to the dentist? Somehow I think I can come up with better 3rd date ideas  ;)
Of course I was going to take her! Poor OOTer in a big city going to a place she's never been before and was going to schlep on a subway otherwise. I may have also brought her balloons and roses after she finished up that morning, her first of 4 trips there along with 2 root canals and 2 crowns, but we don't need to get more into my romantic side, do we?
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Re: Date gone awry?
« Reply #47 on: July 17, 2015, 12:45:57 PM »
Quote from: @Yehuda on July 17, 2015, 12:45:02 PM
Of course I was going to take her! Poor OOTer in a big city going to a place she's never been before and was going to schlep on a subway otherwise. I may have also brought her balloons and roses after she finished up that morning, her first of 4 trips there along with 2 root canals and 2 crowns, but we don't need to get more into my romantic side, do we?

Wow no wonder she married you :) and she even got a whole crazy romantic epic honeymoon to boot
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Re: Date gone awry?
« Reply #48 on: April 03, 2017, 11:06:44 PM »
Quote from: Dan on July 17, 2015, 12:24:59 PM
No. You think I'd marry a hooker  ;)

We actually did go on a 2nd date though.
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Re: Date gone awry?
« Reply #49 on: April 03, 2017, 11:36:30 PM »
Quote from: coralsnake on April 03, 2017, 11:06:44 PM
😂
Wow that line kept you going for 2 years??
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Re: Date gone awry?
« Reply #50 on: April 04, 2017, 12:26:09 AM »
Quote from: @Yehuda on July 17, 2015, 12:21:01 PM
My own:
On our 2nd date, the subway car emptied out and we decided - somehow - to race down the subway car. We ran down the car and were racing hard. As she almost reached the end, the subway came to a stop and... she couldn't stop. Face first into the wall of the train. Front 2 teeth shattered in half. She pointed to the pieces on the ground as she clasped her mouth and collapsed onto the bench.

Our next date was the next morning to the dentist, and now we're married b"h.
What was your reaction at the time it happened?
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Re: Date gone awry?
« Reply #51 on: April 04, 2017, 01:28:33 AM »
Quote from: elya on April 03, 2017, 11:36:30 PM
Wow that line kept you going for 2 years??
ROFL!
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Re: Date gone awry?
« Reply #52 on: April 04, 2017, 03:21:12 AM »


Quote from: @Yehuda on July 17, 2015, 12:21:01 PM

On our 2nd date, the subway car emptied out and we decided - somehow - to race down the subway car.
can you elaborate? This was a second date, right?

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