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LMS - Last Man Standing.. Not FMS (First Man Standing) - This game is for night time only, not morning, afternoon, or evening.. NIGHT TIME ONLY!!

At night while most of the world is sleeping there are some members which are looking to socialize since they have no one else to speak to; they play a really exciting and fun game which basically every couple minutes you write a comment, the comments range from standing to sleeping, from young grasshoppers to old grasshoppers. it usually begins around 1:00 am EDT

RULES OF THE GAME:

1) Game starts at 1am Eastern, 12am Central, 11pm mountain, 10pm pacific... You get the point.
2) Anyone can call a roll call, just make a reply with "Roll Call". The roll call must be readable to the naked eye.
3) No more than one roll call every thirty minutes.
4) You have 30 minutes to respond to the roll call to stay active.
5) To respond to a roll call just post a reply with "Here" or "y y y"
6) If after one hour there are no more "Roll Calls" or "Heres", then the last person to post correctly either by calling a roll call or with a reply of "here" is declared winner of LMS.
7)You must have been awake for at least 12 hours before making or answering a RC.



OR IN SHORT:

When someone calls for a roll call. No more than one every 30 minutes and you have 30 minutes to respond "Here".


Poll

If Men Could Become Pregnant, Would You?

Yes, I love delivering babies!
Noooooo! I'm afraid....
Not sure. I'll ask my LOR

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« Reply #11080 on: July 18, 2017, 10:30:48 AM »
Anybody still remember this thread ? :)
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« Reply #11081 on: July 18, 2017, 10:53:21 AM »
How do you figure your start date?  :)
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« Reply #11082 on: July 18, 2017, 11:29:32 AM »
How do you figure your start date?  :)
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"JS [is] a fetid cesspool of unvarnished linguistic manure, with lots of useless drivel and post-padding." -Moishebatchy

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"JS [is] a fetid cesspool of unvarnished linguistic manure, with lots of useless drivel and post-padding." -Moishebatchy

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« Reply #11086 on: July 18, 2017, 02:44:20 PM »
Feels good to drive again!!!
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Feels good to drive again!!!
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Any leftovers? Sharing is caring!
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Good to hear!
Are you also able to play sports?
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« Reply #11093 on: July 18, 2017, 05:41:26 PM »
How do you figure your start date?  :)
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"JS [is] a fetid cesspool of unvarnished linguistic manure, with lots of useless drivel and post-padding." -Moishebatchy

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« Reply #11096 on: July 23, 2017, 09:31:44 PM »
Thank G-D that the Palestinians didn't protest installing metal detectors at airports after some Muslim terrorists hijacked/Bombed some airplanes.

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Numerous airliners are hijacked to Cuba. Two Palestinian terrorists carry out the first hijacking of a U.S. aircraft outside the Western Hemisphere when they divert TWA Flight 840 to Damascus, Syria, after takeoff from Rome.

The Federal Aviation Administration develops a hijacker psychological profile to be used along with metal detectors to screen passengers and their bags. Eastern Air Lines begins using this system, and several airlines follow.

1972

After a TWA flight takes off from New York's JFK airport, the airline is notified that a bomb is onboard. The plane returns to the airport, where a bomb-sniffing dog finds the device minutes before it is set to detonate.

Numerous violent hijackings occur in the U.S.

The FAA creates the Explosives Detection Canine Team Program.

The FAA in December issues an emergency rule requiring all passengers and carry-on baggage to be either screened by metal detectors or searched by hand and requiring airports to station armed guards at boarding checkpoints.

1973

Five Palestinian terrorists open fire at a Rome airport and hurl fire bombs into a Pan Am jet, killing 30 people. They commandeer a Lufthansa jet and fly to Athens; a hostage is killed.

mecca detector
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Are we sure those were all terrorist attacks & not just workplace violence/disgruntled employees ? Let's not jump to any hasty conclusions now. :)

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« Reply #11098 on: July 28, 2017, 01:42:18 PM »
Fess up, who here is responsible for the Starbucks "Bagel is also a Yeshivish term for spleeping 12 hours straight"?
https://www.starbucks.com/menu/food/bakery/plain-bagel
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« Reply #11099 on: July 28, 2017, 01:44:18 PM »
Fess up, who here is responsible for the Starbucks "Bagel is also a Yeshivish term for spleeping 12 hours straight"?
https://www.starbucks.com/menu/food/bakery/plain-bagel
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