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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2010, 10:46:52 AM »
Wife and dog lost, reward for dog.

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« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2010, 12:05:10 PM »
Obama and G-d both don't have birth certificates, but G-d doesn't think he is Obama!

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2010, 02:45:45 PM »
if you think your wise, your otherwise

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« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2010, 03:03:23 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #19 on: June 06, 2010, 10:17:47 PM »
Ever since rabbis started becoming doctors, Judaism started getting sick.

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« Reply #20 on: June 06, 2010, 11:48:38 PM »
Atheism is a non-prophet organization

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« Reply #21 on: June 06, 2010, 11:49:52 PM »
Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

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« Reply #22 on: June 06, 2010, 11:50:00 PM »
The E.R. You watch it I live it.
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« Reply #23 on: June 06, 2010, 11:51:21 PM »
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

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« Reply #24 on: June 06, 2010, 11:52:45 PM »
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

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« Reply #25 on: June 06, 2010, 11:53:14 PM »
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #26 on: June 07, 2010, 12:18:35 AM »
I make a yankee hat more famous then a yankee can.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #27 on: June 07, 2010, 12:24:08 AM »
I make a yankee hat more famous then a yankee can.
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« Reply #29 on: June 07, 2010, 12:39:57 AM »
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