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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #90 on: January 18, 2011, 12:33:21 PM »
You obviously lack the ability to laugh at yourself, that's where I come in..
i wish i knew what i was doing...

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #91 on: February 02, 2011, 06:18:28 PM »
IF YOU WILL IT, IT IS NO DREAM

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #92 on: February 04, 2011, 12:50:34 PM »
IF YOU WILL IT, IT IS NO DREAM

If there's a will, there's an executor.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #93 on: February 04, 2011, 12:53:14 PM »
If there's a will, there's an heir.
interesting how the "an" rule doesn't go by spelling (having the next word start with a vowel) but by pronunciation.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #94 on: February 04, 2011, 12:56:06 PM »
interesting how the "an" rule doesn't go by spelling (having the next word start with a vowel) but by pronunciation.

I followed this page, not that YA is a quality source, but the logic sounded right.

Please note: I have since edited the one-liner to it's proper form.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #95 on: February 04, 2011, 01:13:11 PM »
I followed this page, not that YA is a quality source, but the logic sounded right.
do u really go thru a grammar check every time before hitting 'post'
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #96 on: February 04, 2011, 01:54:16 PM »
If there's a will, there's an executor.
A man has his will, but women has her way.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #97 on: February 04, 2011, 02:02:45 PM »
A man has his will, but women has her way.

I'm the boss in this house, and I have my wife's permission to say so.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #98 on: February 04, 2011, 02:33:15 PM »
do u really go thru a grammar check every time before hitting 'post'

I love words and how they work, (when?) I actually wonder about it so I bother to look.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #99 on: February 04, 2011, 02:37:20 PM »
"Keep your words sweet, just in case you gotta swallow them up..."

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #100 on: January 25, 2012, 11:13:30 AM »
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice!

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #101 on: January 25, 2012, 12:46:34 PM »
Do you eat to live or live to eat.

Cover ground before ground covers you.




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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #102 on: January 25, 2012, 01:30:11 PM »
Outside a urinal: We aim to please,so please aim :)

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #103 on: January 25, 2012, 01:48:29 PM »
common sense is not so common

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #104 on: January 25, 2012, 01:49:32 PM »
seen in schiphol airport restrooms:

SOME COME TO SIT AND THINK...
SOME COME TO SH** AND STINK