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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #960 on: March 20, 2017, 03:12:45 PM »
just because you can afford a yacht doesnt mean you're invited to the yacht club
Reminds me of...

Just because you can't afford me dosn't mean I'm a whore
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #961 on: March 20, 2017, 04:41:36 PM »
The length of a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door your on.
I dont know whats longer. A microwave minute or a treadmill minute.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #962 on: March 20, 2017, 04:45:11 PM »
I dont know whats longer. A microwave minute or a treadmill minute.
Definitely the treadmill except that a watched pot doesn't boil even in the microwave.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #963 on: March 26, 2017, 02:20:09 PM »
If any kids are in boosters, they usually fit overhead.
The overhead compartments can hold a squirming 2 year old? I'll keep that in mind.
sure. It keeps them from squirming too much
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #964 on: May 10, 2017, 01:15:41 PM »
We need a 12-step group for compulsive talkers. They could call it On Anon Anon.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #965 on: July 24, 2017, 01:05:56 PM »
Time wounds all heels

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Re: Best one-liners
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #967 on: July 24, 2017, 10:10:58 PM »
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