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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #960 on: March 20, 2017, 03:12:45 PM »
just because you can afford a yacht doesnt mean you're invited to the yacht club
Reminds me of...

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #961 on: March 20, 2017, 04:41:36 PM »
The length of a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door your on.
I dont know whats longer. A microwave minute or a treadmill minute.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #962 on: March 20, 2017, 04:45:11 PM »
I dont know whats longer. A microwave minute or a treadmill minute.
Definitely the treadmill except that a watched pot doesn't boil even in the microwave.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #963 on: March 26, 2017, 02:20:09 PM »
If any kids are in boosters, they usually fit overhead.
The overhead compartments can hold a squirming 2 year old? I'll keep that in mind.
sure. It keeps them from squirming too much
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #964 on: May 10, 2017, 01:15:41 PM »
We need a 12-step group for compulsive talkers. They could call it On Anon Anon.
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #965 on: July 24, 2017, 01:05:56 PM »
Time wounds all heels

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Re: Best one-liners
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #967 on: July 24, 2017, 10:10:58 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #968 on: August 24, 2017, 11:54:00 PM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #969 on: August 25, 2017, 12:52:42 AM »
There's no crying in baseball

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #970 on: August 25, 2017, 10:56:07 AM »
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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #971 on: August 25, 2017, 10:57:52 AM »









Tom hanks in "a league of there own"

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #972 on: August 25, 2017, 11:08:54 AM »
Tom hanks in "a league of there own"
hmmm, I posted way more than 3 gifs.

Of course, that is the first images that shows up when you search (though I've never watched it, so I have no idea what it is), but I was going for images from actual MLB games.

To me, it's just a silly, meaningless saying. Definitely not a "best" one liner, or even a half decent one.
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« Reply #973 on: August 25, 2017, 11:12:32 AM »
hmmm, I posted way more than 3 gifs.

Of course, that is the first images that shows up when you search (though I've never watched it, so I have no idea what it is), but I was going for images from actual MLB games.

To me, it's just a silly, meaningless saying. Definitely not a "best" one liner, or even a half decent one.
Well your never watched the movie. Also all your images are happy tears. The saying is talking about crying like a girl, to who he was talking to.

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Re: Best one-liners
« Reply #974 on: August 25, 2017, 11:24:52 AM »
Well your never watched the movie. Also all your images are happy tears. The saying is talking about crying like a girl, to who he was talking to.

For some reason, not all my gifs show, there are plenty of sad crying gifs available. GIYF.

Maybe the line makes sense in the movie. Used for baseball in general, it's stupid.
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