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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a ddfer if...
« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2013, 11:10:33 AM »
...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes...
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: You might be a ddfer if...
« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2013, 11:14:20 AM »
...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes...

Lol
... You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards

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Re: You might be a ddfer if...
« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2013, 11:15:31 AM »
...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year...
"Not all who wander are lost"

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Re: You might be a ddfer if...
« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2013, 11:15:41 AM »
...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.

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Re: You might be a ddfer if...
« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2013, 11:16:47 AM »
...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
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Re: You might be a ddfer if...
« Reply #20 on: March 01, 2013, 11:16:55 AM »
...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year...


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Re: You might be a ddfer if...
« Reply #21 on: March 01, 2013, 11:26:16 AM »
You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases...

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Re: You might be a ddfer if...
« Reply #22 on: March 01, 2013, 11:30:43 AM »
You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases...

You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.

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Re: You might be a ddfer if...
« Reply #23 on: March 01, 2013, 11:36:20 AM »
When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."

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Re: You might be a ddfer if...
« Reply #24 on: March 01, 2013, 11:38:01 AM »
When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I won't visit you in jail."

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Re: You might be a ddfer if...
« Reply #25 on: March 01, 2013, 11:38:56 AM »

Depends who your friends and family are ;D

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Re: You might be a ddfer if...
« Reply #26 on: March 01, 2013, 11:46:06 AM »
You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
Always use an Amex, you'll thank me one day.

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Re: You might be a ddfer if...
« Reply #27 on: March 01, 2013, 11:46:54 AM »
shhhhhhh

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Re: You might be a ddfer if...
« Reply #28 on: March 01, 2013, 11:47:42 AM »

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Re: You might be a ddfer if...
« Reply #29 on: March 01, 2013, 11:51:02 AM »
Always use an Amex, you'll thank me one day.