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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1605 on: March 13, 2017, 10:13:51 PM »
...if this is how you spend (some of) your nights:


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1606 on: March 14, 2017, 12:55:52 AM »
You think twice before deleting a post that's not in JS
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1607 on: March 14, 2017, 01:44:15 AM »
...if this is how you spend (some of) your nights:


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1608 on: March 14, 2017, 01:49:08 AM »
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IHG El Salvador reservations line.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1609 on: March 14, 2017, 02:21:00 AM »
IHG El Salvador reservations line.
Oo. Lol

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1610 on: March 14, 2017, 02:21:56 AM »
Oo. Lol
Don't worry, I didn't just randomly know that number, I had to Google it
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1611 on: March 15, 2017, 04:29:46 PM »
Don't worry, I didn't just randomly know that number, I had to Google it
Can someone PM me to explain why I would want to call this number, as opposed to another IHG number?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1612 on: March 15, 2017, 05:13:49 PM »
Can someone PM me to explain why I would want to call this number, as opposed to another IHG number?
No rhyme or reason, I used the one in the email confirmation.

You might be a DDFer if ...... you ask questions of suspicion (like what you just did) :P

PS, they royally screwed up my reso. The full story will be up in my TR after my June trip to BOB. Stay tuned...

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1613 on: March 20, 2017, 01:27:22 AM »
...you just booked a night's stay at the St Regis BOB for no other reason than the fact it cost you 2k
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1614 on: March 20, 2017, 09:14:18 AM »
...you just booked a night's stay at the St Regis BOB for no other reason than the fact it cost you 2k
Link? Dates?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1615 on: March 20, 2017, 01:17:30 PM »

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1616 on: March 20, 2017, 01:30:58 PM »
...you just booked a night's stay at the St Regis BOB for no other reason than the fact it cost you 2k
Eta: $2k
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1617 on: Today at 10:38:38 AM »
Writing out yesterday's date made you think of Chase.