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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1620 on: December 07, 2017, 01:53:32 AM »
Whenever you see someone filling out a CC app on a plane you have the tell them, "don't do it!"

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1621 on: December 07, 2017, 02:00:46 AM »
Whenever you see someone filling out a CC app on a plane you have the tell them, "don't do it!"
You just did it?  ;)

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1622 on: December 07, 2017, 03:14:34 AM »

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1623 on: December 07, 2017, 01:16:39 PM »
You might be a DDFer if...... You own a paddle but no Kayak
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1624 on: December 07, 2017, 09:39:13 PM »
You might be a DDFer if...... You own a paddle but no Kayak
or two paddles... Shocked you only bought one

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1625 on: December 07, 2017, 09:40:23 PM »
or two paddles... Shocked you only bought one
You.... not me....
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1626 on: December 07, 2017, 09:43:52 PM »
You.... not me....
you bought enough of them to fill up your warehouse?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1627 on: December 07, 2017, 09:54:38 PM »
You might be a DDFer if...... You own a paddle but no Kayak
I thought we already found a use for them?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1628 on: December 11, 2017, 10:52:41 AM »
I thought we already found a use for them?
oh yes we did.... but only a DDF would have a paddle for so.
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