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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes



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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #45 on: March 01, 2013, 01:32:48 PM »
It eats you up that your relative/friend is using the same citi dividend card for the last eight years.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #46 on: March 01, 2013, 01:35:15 PM »
It eats you up that your relative/friend is using the same citi dividend card for the last eight years.

Or been paying for the platinum card (or any other card for that matter) and never asked for a retention bonus.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #47 on: March 01, 2013, 01:41:27 PM »
People ask you to tell them the next time elal has a $370 rt 'sale'

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #48 on: March 01, 2013, 01:46:56 PM »
FTFY
+1 I was actually talking about this month 5* at drugstores , but good point

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #49 on: March 01, 2013, 01:49:12 PM »
You might be a DDFer if ... you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
Not a true DDF'r until you're not on speaking terms w relatives you refused to book tickets for...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #50 on: March 01, 2013, 03:20:38 PM »
..you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate....

How?

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #51 on: March 01, 2013, 03:33:26 PM »
You offer to pay someone's bill in line in cvs and he pays u in cash!
lol, i was at a grocery store and girl in front of me didn't have cash/card, only check. Teller said we don't take checks. I offered to pay with bcp and she wrote me a check. She made it seem like I was doing her a favor. ;D

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #52 on: March 01, 2013, 03:55:59 PM »
lol, i was at a grocery store and girl in front of me didn't have cash/card, only check. Teller said we don't take checks. I offered to pay with bcp and she wrote me a check. She made it seem like I was doing her a favor. ;D

Hope it doesn't bounce

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #53 on: March 01, 2013, 05:19:41 PM »
You have ppl saved in your phone as their ddf handle ;D

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #54 on: March 01, 2013, 05:34:13 PM »
Guilty!
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #55 on: March 01, 2013, 05:39:22 PM »
....you know someone who calls himself meshugener...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #56 on: March 02, 2013, 01:16:56 PM »
...you can recite the IRS code regarding miles/points verbatim

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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #57 on: March 02, 2013, 04:58:59 PM »
...you can recite the IRS code regarding miles/points verbatim

... your work is DDF  :D
lol!! thats the real truth...

....not a real ddfer until u pull out a paper at checkout to see which cc to use...

...until your wife knows the song and dance of when a person at the shabb meal asks "which cc should i sign up for?"....
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #59 on: March 02, 2013, 06:33:50 PM »
...when a guy says to all his friends in a very aggressive way "ya, well my father, met dan!" and all u can do is just laugh  ;)  ;)
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