Whenever you see someone filling out a CC app on a plane you have the tell them, "don't do it!"
You just did it?
You might be a DDFer if...... You own a paddle but no Kayak
or two paddles... Shocked you only bought one
You.... not me....
I thought we already found a use for them?
you try reading a thread from sterling something, but its already been deleted.
ftfy
...the only thing you find in your jacket pocket while doing bedikas chometz is an old boarding pass
...you won't invite me over for Passover.
The last time a non-jew tried to get his way into a seder for the meal he left disappointed the story goes.
Stephen Hawking?
The story goes that he came for the food. I'm sure this is posted here somewhere. Someone told him that the Jews have a big meal at the seder and that they bring in guests. He went in faking that he was jewish. First they give him a cup of wine. Okay, so far so good. Then they give him a tiny piece of celery dipped in saltwater. He thinks to himself how this is a strange meal. The the father takes out this strange burnt cracker and breaks it but puts the pieces away while he was just hoping to eat. They pour another cup of wine but now no one is drinking it. They just star saying this long chant with bits of singing in the middle and kids busy speaking and lively conversations. Then they finallt give the wine some attention and what do they do? they spil some out! finally they drink the cup of wine and he is hoping that they will finally have the meal. Instead they go wash their hands and then he gives everyone these large pieces of the burnt cracker which everyone is stuffing into their mouth. Next he gives out some plain raw horseradish and he just cant get it down then they give him more of it on some crackers. He had enough and runs out thinking that his friend played a joke on him.