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Re: NBA Master Thread
« Reply #3120 on: January 10, 2018, 10:47:44 PM »
but no and ones or off fouls,
Don't understand what you are saying here.
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Re: NBA Master Thread
« Reply #3121 on: January 10, 2018, 11:03:50 PM »
Don't understand what you are saying here.

Let me rephrase. Off fouls are doovers, not turnovers, if defense calls. And call needs to be made before shot goes in 😂

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Re: NBA Master Thread
« Reply #3122 on: January 10, 2018, 11:09:49 PM »
Off fouls are doovers, not turnovers, if defense calls.
You want to make up rules?  :)
That's why you play no blood no foul so you don't have these issues. If you ever played streetball you would know it is the fairest way to go.
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Re: NBA Master Thread
« Reply #3123 on: January 10, 2018, 11:10:48 PM »
You want to make up rules?  :)
That's why you play no blood no foul so you don't have these issues. If you ever played streetball you would know it is the fairest way to go.
My life insurance policy prohibits me from playing street ball. And street ball is made up rules too.

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Re: NBA Master Thread
« Reply #3124 on: January 10, 2018, 11:17:28 PM »
My life insurance policy prohibits me from playing street ball. And street ball is made up rules too.
I said I wouldn't physically hurt you.  :)
Streetball just stops the tic-tac foul from being called.
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Re: NBA Master Thread
« Reply #3125 on: January 10, 2018, 11:18:34 PM »
I said I wouldn't physically hurt you.  :)
Streetball just stops the tic-tac foul from being called.
It works both ways. I hope you have good ball handles, because I値l pick your pocket all day long.

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Re: NBA Master Thread
« Reply #3126 on: January 10, 2018, 11:24:16 PM »
It works both ways. I hope you have good ball handles, because I値l pick your pocket all day long.
You sure do talk a lot.
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Re: NBA Master Thread
« Reply #3127 on: January 10, 2018, 11:32:11 PM »
You sure do talk a lot.

I知 an all star trash talker. And a solid defender. And a good iso player/shooter. But not a great team offensive player 😂

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Re: NBA Master Thread
« Reply #3128 on: January 10, 2018, 11:35:55 PM »
I知 an all star trash talker. And a solid defender. And a good iso player/shooter. But not a great team offensive player 😂
Translation: I am afraid to go to the hole and can't take a foul. Now I know why you want the made up rule.  :P
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Re: NBA Master Thread
« Reply #3129 on: January 10, 2018, 11:37:41 PM »
Translation: I am afraid to go to the hole and can't take a foul. Now I know why you want the made up rule.  :P

I知 fine w doing that 1on1. But when there are 3 defenders by the hoop, what you said is true. Especially since I just got back from a scary but not that bad knee injury.

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Re: NBA Master Thread
« Reply #3130 on: January 10, 2018, 11:41:10 PM »
Especially since I just got back from a scary but not that bad knee injury.
Right or left?  :)
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Re: NBA Master Thread
« Reply #3131 on: January 10, 2018, 11:45:46 PM »
I知 fine w doing that 1on1. But when there are 3 defenders by the hoop, what you said is true. Especially since I just got back from a scary but not that bad knee injury.
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Re: NBA Master Thread
« Reply #3132 on: January 10, 2018, 11:53:09 PM »
My bet is back down to $20.
LOL
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« Reply #3133 on: January 10, 2018, 11:54:20 PM »
LOL
Remember I have a fake right hip.

No wonder you didn稚 wanna play full court

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Re: NBA Master Thread
« Reply #3134 on: January 10, 2018, 11:57:51 PM »
LOL
Remember I have a fake right hip.
You guys are killing me. Up it to $50.

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Re: NBA Master Thread
« Reply #3135 on: January 10, 2018, 11:59:18 PM »
Where r we playing? Can you get us in the bulls practice gym?

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Re: NBA Master Thread
« Reply #3136 on: January 11, 2018, 12:02:44 AM »
Where r we playing? Can you get us in the bulls practice gym?
If you ask CM you are playing on the streets of Harlem in the early 90's if you ask EJB you are playing in MSG.
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Re: NBA Master Thread
« Reply #3137 on: January 11, 2018, 12:03:45 AM »
No wonder you didn稚 wanna play full court
Come on. No one in their right mind would play 1 on 1 full court.
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Re: NBA Master Thread
« Reply #3138 on: January 11, 2018, 12:05:05 AM »
If you ask CM you are playing on the streets of Harlem in the early 90's if you ask EJB you are playing in MSG.
MSG is not a problem but I am guessing it is booked. Northside has plenty of outdoors courts.
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Re: NBA Master Thread
« Reply #3139 on: January 11, 2018, 12:07:39 AM »
Come on. No one in their right mind poor shape would play 1 on 1 full court.

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