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Repent, or else...

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Author Topic: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread  (Read 201740 times)

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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #460 on: December 25, 2014, 02:00:43 PM »
in a letter I'm proofing:
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It is especially wonderful to share in your nachos
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #461 on: December 25, 2014, 02:04:55 PM »
in a letter I'm proofing:
I love people who share their nachos with me :)

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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #463 on: January 01, 2015, 01:05:50 PM »

Just landed. Are they're workable Walmarts around?

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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #464 on: January 01, 2015, 01:12:21 PM »


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I'm NOT a n00b, I just pulled a HM>CV>CM!

Proof positive you are indeed a n00b  ;D
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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #465 on: January 01, 2015, 01:15:48 PM »

Proof positive you are indeed a n00b  ;D
A n00b wouldn't VALUE an AJK grammar mistake as I just did

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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #466 on: January 01, 2015, 01:22:59 PM »
Touche.

But a non-n00b would have read the T&C :)

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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #467 on: January 01, 2015, 01:26:54 PM »

Touche.

But a non-n00b would have read the T&C :)

Fail to use proper commas? You'll earn a place on this list.

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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #468 on: January 01, 2015, 01:28:21 PM »
Reading half of the T&Cs is just as bad as not reading any of the T&Cs.

"You have won the lottery . . . "

"Yaaaaaah! I won!!!!"

". . . if you present a valid ticket to the merchant by ..."

"Oh."
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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #469 on: January 01, 2015, 01:32:29 PM »
You'll have to get used to this, sorry AJK

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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #470 on: January 01, 2015, 01:36:58 PM »
You'll have to get used to this, sorry AJK

I know people. If you make me, I'll have to ask who you are a gilgul of...
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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #471 on: January 01, 2015, 01:53:32 PM »

I know people. If you make me, I'll have to ask who you are a gilgul of...
Meh, was just a regular joe, you're not in for some big surprise

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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #473 on: January 04, 2015, 01:02:05 AM »
how would you " explain " that while your perches was returned ??
Don't ask stupid questions and you won't get stupid answers

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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #474 on: January 04, 2015, 06:15:13 PM »

I hate when people use AKA when they mean i.e.

How about e.g. in place of i.e. ?

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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #475 on: February 22, 2015, 08:55:47 PM »
thank you Sport for being in my side.


You're a real Sport

I was just a little board I wanted to make people laugh and check how many miles a ticket used to cost........ And ther is one stupid Lakewood yeshiva guy what he klutzes a whole day in BMG got wild


Thanks again for you support

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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #476 on: March 01, 2015, 09:44:20 AM »
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"Not all who wander are lost"

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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #477 on: March 08, 2015, 05:37:03 PM »

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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #478 on: March 09, 2015, 10:27:02 AM »
"I would rather have questions that can't be answered than answers which can't be questioned."
— Richard Feynman

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Re: I've Had It! The Grammar/Punctuation Hall of Shame Master Thread
« Reply #479 on: March 09, 2015, 10:32:01 AM »
No Fix Da KA by peterbryan718, on Flickr

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