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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1980 on: September 19, 2017, 08:27:28 PM »
People who say וידוי loud. Besides for it being against the hallacha, it's ANNOYING!!!

Fair warning: If you try that again near me I will turn it into a conversation you will NOT enjoy!
It'll sound something like this:
אשמנו                   Hmmm...
בגדנו                    Liar!
גזלנו                    ...in the dark of night...
דברנו דופי              Hope your wife doesn't know that.
העוינו                    I figured so.
והרשענו                 Big time!
זדנו                     Shhhhh...!
חמסנו                   Can we split the proceeds?
טפלנו שקר             Yes? When was that?
יעצנו רע                To whom? Lemme go inform the poor guy.
כזבנו                    Thief!
לצנו                     Was it on a Friday, at least?
מרדנו                   You are lucky it wasn't against Erdogan.
ניאצנו                   Man, oh man.
סררנו                   That too??
עוינו                     C'mon! This is nothing new, I knew this all along.
פשענו                   Agreed.
צררנו                   Just like Haman!
קשינו עורף             True, true.
רשענו                   Wicked man!
שיחתנו                  :-X
תיעבנו                  Bigly.
תעינו                    Where to?
תעתנו                  Okay! Okay! Enough already! May Hashem just forgive you for everything, and you shouldn't have to share with me this list any more. It's annoying!

And you are gonna feel very uncomfortable...

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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1981 on: September 23, 2017, 10:32:22 PM »
5th wheel who joins your Hataras Nedarim half way through without asking.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1982 on: September 24, 2017, 12:57:44 AM »
5th wheel who joins your Hataras Nedarim half way through without asking.

Guys who claim their minhag is to do Erev Yom Kippur just to get out of sitting through it on Erev Rosh Hashono.
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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1983 on: September 24, 2017, 04:41:40 AM »
5th wheel who joins your Hataras Nedarim half way through without asking.
Just had 4 ppl pop in and started saying it while 1 guy was in middle of saying it to us. Lol

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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1984 on: September 25, 2017, 03:00:33 PM »
5th wheel who joins your Hataras Nedarim half way through without asking.
The fifth wheel at hataras nedarim.
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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1985 on: September 25, 2017, 03:47:52 PM »
I guess that's the definition of a bona fide pet peeve.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1986 on: September 25, 2017, 03:58:38 PM »
I guess that's the definition of a bona fide pet peeve.

Can you imagine his rage if he had a 12th wheel?

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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1987 on: September 25, 2017, 04:01:17 PM »
Can you imagine his rage if he had a 12th wheel?
That goes in the Pros and Cons of Lubavitch customs.

However, when you get to a certain age, these things stop bothering you.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1988 on: September 25, 2017, 04:03:04 PM »
That goes in the Pros and Cons of Lubavitch customs.

However, when you get to a certain age, these things stop bothering you.

Judging by the elderly man I saw screaming in 770, I guess some people reach that age at different stages in life.

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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1989 on: September 25, 2017, 04:13:04 PM »
Judging by the elderly man I saw screaming in 770, I guess some people reach that age at different stages in life.
ALOL.

Wasn't referring to the age based on the birth certificate, but rather mental age. Also, it might be an interim stage where it doesn't bother, and then it starts bothering again.

I have my Erev R.H. routine for quite a few years, one or two extras for התרת נדרים doesn't bother me one bit, though we do try to avoid it.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1990 on: September 25, 2017, 09:20:39 PM »
5th wheel who joins your Hataras Nedarim half way through without asking.
The fifth wheel at hataras nedarim.
I guess no one fifth-wheeled him in 2016.  :D

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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1991 on: September 26, 2017, 02:41:16 PM »
People who say וידוי loud. Besides for it being against the hallacha, it's ANNOYING!!!

Fair warning: If you try that again near me I will turn it into a conversation you will NOT enjoy!
It'll sound something like this:
אשמנו                   Hmmm...
בגדנו                    Liar!
גזלנו                    ...in the dark of night...
דברנו דופי              Hope your wife doesn't know that.
העוינו                    I figured so.
והרשענו                 Big time!
זדנו                     Shhhhh...!
חמסנו                   Can we split the proceeds?
טפלנו שקר             Yes? When was that?
יעצנו רע                To whom? Lemme go inform the poor guy.
כזבנו                    Thief!
לצנו                     Was it on a Friday, at least?
מרדנו                   You are lucky it wasn't against Erdogan.
ניאצנו                   Man, oh man.
סררנו                   That too??
עוינו                     C'mon! This is nothing new, I knew this all along.
פשענו                   Agreed.
צררנו                   Just like Haman!
קשינו עורף             True, true.
רשענו                   Wicked man!
שיחתנו                  :-X
תיעבנו                  Bigly.
תעינו                    Where to?
תעתנו                  Okay! Okay! Enough already! May Hashem just forgive you for everything, and you shouldn't have to share with me this list any more. It's annoying!

And you are gonna feel very uncomfortable...
-1 mishna berura specifically that אשמנו בגדנו is allowed to be said out loud since it is not specific 
May you slide down the banister of happiness & get many splinters of success up your career.

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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1992 on: September 26, 2017, 09:08:39 PM »
-1 mishna berura specifically that אשמנו בגדנו is allowed to be said out loud since it is not specific
Okay! Okay! Enough already! May Hashem just forgive you for everything
But nevertheless,
it's ANNOYING!!!

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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1993 on: September 26, 2017, 09:19:21 PM »
Somebody once said to his friend. Why is אשמנו said in A-B-C order? Because you would never finish with the amount of sins you have.

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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1994 on: September 26, 2017, 10:46:37 PM »
Can you imagine his rage if he had a 12th wheel?
Today as I was finishing mincha a friend asked me if I would sit for התרת נדרים for him. I obliged, but when he asked if he needs to get two more people, I said that I would only do it for him if we get 10. Sure enough I helped him get together 10 people to sit, telling them all that they're only sitting for one person. Sure enough, just as he was about to start someone else shows up asking if he can also do התרת נדרים. Everyone obliged, but we let one of the original 10 go.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1995 on: September 27, 2017, 12:26:26 AM »
That goes in the Pros and Cons of Lubavitch customs.

However, when you get to a certain age, these things stop bothering you.
As long as you know in advance that Hataras Nedarim is a 30 minute ordeal, the extra 3 minutes can't do too much harm. The problem is people think they're sitting down for 5 and after 25 there already losing it.

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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1996 on: September 27, 2017, 01:00:08 AM »
I guess no one fifth-wheeled him in 2016.  :D
Ha!
If you don't care why would you comment?
HT: DMYD

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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1997 on: September 27, 2017, 08:02:47 AM »
But nevertheless,
now THAT i fully agree with but who are we to stand in the way of someones heartfelt תשובה שלימה....... ;)
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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1998 on: September 27, 2017, 10:37:09 AM »
People who dont understand the rule of NO CHATTING...

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Re: Master Thread of Pet Peeves
« Reply #1999 on: September 27, 2017, 07:09:20 PM »
People who dont understand the rule of NO CHATTING...
Care to explain?