Author Topic: Jokes Master Thread (Read 716698 times)

yzj · « **Reply #2060 on:** April 08, 2016, 12:00:09 AM »

Can someone please start another forum where I can go without having to look at posts that belong in Playboy? I'm sure I'm not the only one here who has this site whitelisted because of its clean content- until now. Ill gladly abandon ship and switch forums. Where are the moderaters?

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good sam · « **Reply #2061 on:** April 08, 2016, 12:18:46 AM »

Quote from: yzj on April 08, 2016, 12:00:09 AM

Can someone please start another forum where I can go without having to look at posts that belong in Playboy? I'm sure I'm not the only one here who has this site whitelisted because of its clean content- until now. Ill gladly abandon ship and switch forums. Where are the moderaters??

So you read it for the jokes?

hachover · « **Reply #2062 on:** April 08, 2016, 08:58:04 AM »

Quote from: yzj on April 08, 2016, 12:00:09 AM

Can someone please start another forum where I can go without having to look at posts that belong in Playboy? I'm sure I'm not the only one here who has this site whitelisted because of its clean content- until now. Ill gladly abandon ship and switch forums. Where are the moderaters??

Ignore user

Centro · « **Reply #2063 on:** April 11, 2016, 11:10:14 PM »

איינער רופט אהן זיין חבר און פרעגט אים
האלאוי וויזוי גייט עס , וויזוי איז די שלום בית .
ענטפערט ער אים דאס לעבן איז זייער גוט און מיין ווייב איז אויסערגעווענליך
זאגט ער אים "כ'פארשטיי ביזט צווישן מענטשן קאל מיר צוריק ווען די ביזט אליינס!!!!

Google translate;

One calls without his neighbor and asks him
Halaoy vizoy does it, vizoy is the peace appliances.
Answer him life is very good and my wife is extremely
He said it "kh'farshtey bizt among people call me back when bizt themselves !!!!

good sam · « **Reply #2064 on:** April 11, 2016, 11:15:43 PM »

Quote from: Centro on April 11, 2016, 11:10:14 PM

איינער רופט אהן זיין חבר און פרעגט אים
האלאוי וויזוי גייט עס , וויזוי איז די שלום בית .
ענטפערט ער אים דאס לעבן איז זייער גוט און מיין ווייב איז אויסערגעווענליך
זאגט ער אים "כ'פארשטיי ביזט צווישן מענטשן קאל מיר צוריק ווען די ביזט אליינס!!!!

Google translate;

One calls without his neighbor and asks him
Halaoy vizoy does it, vizoy is the peace appliances.
Answer him life is very good and my wife is extremely
He said it "kh'farshtey bizt among people call me back when bizt themselves !!!!

Appliances??

Knaper_Chuchem · « **Reply #2065 on:** April 12, 2016, 12:27:02 AM »

Quote from: good sam on April 11, 2016, 11:15:43 PM

Appliances??

Lost in translation...

ExGingi · « **Reply #2066 on:** April 12, 2016, 12:34:59 AM »

Quote from: Knaper_Chuchem on April 12, 2016, 12:27:02 AM

Lost in translation...

Hands down Google Translate is the greatest contributor to ALOL.

Luvtotravel · « **Reply #2067 on:** April 12, 2016, 12:50:08 AM »

Quote from: ExGingi on April 12, 2016, 12:34:59 AM

Hands down Google Translate is the greatest contributor to ALOL.

+1. the translation puts the joke to shame

SamKey · « **Reply #2068 on:** April 12, 2016, 10:56:43 PM »

"I decided to dress up like a women for Purim but I have nothing to wear"
HT: Chaikel

good sam · « **Reply #2069 on:** April 12, 2016, 11:40:21 PM »

Quote from: Knaper_Chuchem on April 12, 2016, 12:27:02 AM

Lost in translation...

How does בית translate to appliances?

SuperFlyer · « **Reply #2070 on:** April 13, 2016, 01:01:34 AM »

כל שנה מחדש אני רוצה לשתות מהכוס של אליהו הנביא, מה הוא כבר יעשה לי?! ואז אני נזכר מה קרה בפעם הקודמת שישבתי לו על הכסא...

yochiek93 · « **Reply #2071 on:** April 13, 2016, 01:02:48 AM »

Quote from: SuperFlyer on April 13, 2016, 01:01:34 AM

כל שנה מחדש אני רוצה לשתות מהכוס של אליהו הנביא, מה הוא כבר יעשה לי?! ואז אני נזכר מה קרה בפעם הקודמת שישבתי לו על הכסא...

Amazing

SuperFlyer · « **Reply #2072 on:** April 13, 2016, 01:05:57 AM »

Quote from: yochiek93 on April 13, 2016, 01:02:48 AM

Amazing

Thanks. Needed to post it, as the jokes here got really bad lately...

Luvtotravel · « **Reply #2073 on:** April 13, 2016, 08:06:26 AM »

Quote from: SuperFlyer on April 13, 2016, 01:01:34 AM

כל שנה מחדש אני רוצה לשתות מהכוס של אליהו הנביא, מה הוא כבר יעשה לי?! ואז אני נזכר מה קרה בפעם הקודמת שישבתי לו על הכסא...

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SuperFlyer · « **Reply #2074 on:** April 13, 2016, 08:07:06 AM »

Quote from: Luvtotravel on April 13, 2016, 08:06:26 AM

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Seriously ..?

Luvtotravel · « **Reply #2075 on:** April 13, 2016, 08:10:40 AM »

Quote from: SuperFlyer on April 13, 2016, 08:07:06 AM

Seriously ..?

yes. whats amazing about it?

ckmk47 · « **Reply #2076 on:** April 13, 2016, 10:33:32 AM »

A Priest and a Rabbi are seated next to each other on a plane. The Priest takes the opportunity to try to convince the Rabbi to switch religious paths. The plane crashes, they both survive and the Priest sees the Rabbi cross himself. "Aha! I've convinced you of the true path!"says the Priest. "No!" says the Rabbi, confused. "I've just been doing a self check - spectacles, testicles, wallet and (pocket)watch."

yakrot · « **Reply #2077 on:** April 13, 2016, 01:18:00 PM »

Shauly101 · « **Reply #2078 on:** April 13, 2016, 01:27:05 PM »

Quote from: ckmk47 on April 13, 2016, 10:33:32 AM

A Priest and a Rabbi are seated next to each other on a plane. The Priest takes the opportunity to try to convince the Rabbi to switch religious paths. The plane crashes, they both survive and the Priest sees the Rabbi cross himself. "Aha! I've convinced you of the true path!"says the Priest. "No!" says the Rabbi, confused. "I've just been doing a self check - spectacles, testicles, wallet and (pocket)watch."

OUCHHHH!

nafnaf12 · « **Reply #2079 on:** April 13, 2016, 01:34:48 PM »

רק בפסח תמצא גבאי של בית כנסת נכנס לעזרת נשים ושואל יש לכולם מחזור וכולם יגידו כן⁠⁠

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