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Re: What came in your email today?
« Reply #90 on: May 10, 2015, 09:36:58 AM »
target wants me to review my recent purchase of a $10 target gc (which came free when i bought something)
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Re: What came in your email today?
« Reply #91 on: June 05, 2015, 04:57:16 PM »
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Re: What came in your email today?
« Reply #92 on: June 11, 2015, 12:11:48 AM »
My reply:

Hi Randy,

Yep, thats right, I abused the system. And as with all of these stick - you win some and lose some.
Was fun doing it, really enjoyed the fun more than the free money.

Btw, you guys made a wonderful app - love it.

Don't hesitate to contact me should you have any questions or just looking someone to hang out with.

Cheers

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Re: What came in your email today?
« Reply #93 on: July 06, 2015, 01:29:41 PM »
Anyone wanna deal with this for a 20% cut?

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MESSAGE FROM CHIEF IMMIGRATION OFFICER.
Los Angeles International Airport.
3435 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 1025
Los Angeles, CA 90010.


Hello my friend,
Re: Your Package For Delivery


I am Mr. Kalstrom S. James, head of luggage/baggage storage facilities here at the Los Angeles International Airport, [LAX] CA 90010. USA. During my recent withheld package routine check at the Airport Storage Vault, I discovered an abandoned shipment from a Diplomat from London and when scanned it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in a metal trunk box. The consignment was abandoned because the Contents of the consignment was not properly declared by the consignee as ďMONEYĒ rather it was declared as personal effect to avoid interrogation and also the inability of the diplomat to pay for the United States Non Inspection Charges which is $3,700USD. On my assumption the consignment is still left in our Storage House here at the Los Angeles International Airport, [LAX] till date. The details of the consignment including your name, your email address in and the official documents from the United Nations office in Geneva are tagged on the  Trunk box.


However, to enable me confirm if you are the actual recipient of this consignment as the assistant director of the Inspection Unit, I will advise you provide your current Phone Number and Full Address, to enable me cross check if it corresponds with the address on the official documents including the name of nearest Airport around your city. Please note that this consignment is supposed to have been returned to the United States Treasury Department as unclaimed delivery due to the delays in concluding the clearance processes so as a result of this, I will not be able to receive your details on my official email account. So in order words to enable me cross check your details, I will advise you send the required details to my private email address for quick processing and response. Once I confirm you as the actual recipient of the trunk box, I can get everything concluded within 48hours upon your acceptance and proceed to your address for delivery.

Lastly, be informed that the reason I have taken it upon myself to contact you personally about this abandoned consignment is because I want us to transact this business and share the money 80percent for you and 20 percent for me since the consignment has not yet been returned to the United States Treasury Department after being abandoned by the diplomat so immediately the confirmation is made, I will go ahead and pay for the United States Non Inspection Fee of $3,700 dollars and arrange for the box to be delivered to your doorstep Or I can bring it by myself to avoid any more trouble but you have to assure me of my 20 percent share.

I wait to hear from you urgently if you are still alive and I will appreciate if we can keep this deal confidential. Please get back to me via for further directives.


Thank you.

Regards,
Mr. Kalstrom S. James,
Chief Immigration officer.
Los Angeles International Airport.
3435 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 1025
Los Angeles, CA 90010
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Re: What came in your email today?
« Reply #94 on: July 06, 2015, 01:35:13 PM »
Anyone wanna deal with this for a 20% cut?
So you're still alive, huh?
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Re: What came in your email today?
« Reply #95 on: July 06, 2015, 02:07:37 PM »
So you're still alive, huh?
Were there rumors to the contrary?
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Re: What came in your email today?
« Reply #96 on: July 06, 2015, 02:09:20 PM »
Were there rumors to the contrary?
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I wait to hear from you urgently if you are still alive and I will appreciate if we can keep this deal confidential. Please get back to me via for further directives.
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Re: What came in your email today?
« Reply #97 on: July 06, 2015, 02:19:37 PM »
Oh missed that, I guess being a LAX customs agent in Nigeria is a pretty dangerous job... :)
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Re: What came in your email today?
« Reply #98 on: July 06, 2015, 02:21:40 PM »
Oh missed that, I guess being a LAX customs agent in Nigeria is a pretty dangerous job... :)
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Re: What came in your email today?
« Reply #99 on: July 07, 2015, 01:34:35 AM »
Anyone wanna deal with this for a 20% cut?
they've ramped up their game with me now, they started with phonecalls from Microsoft telling me that have evidence that my computer is infected, meanwhile I never had one...
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Re: What came in your email today?
« Reply #100 on: July 07, 2015, 02:06:23 AM »
they've ramped up their game with me now, they started with phonecalls from Microsoft telling me that have evidence that my computer is infected, meanwhile I never had one...
I got phone calls that I won a hundred dollar gift card and needed to pay $5 shipping. When I said I want proof thier real they got nasty with me. They called three Times already.
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Re: What came in your email today?
« Reply #101 on: July 07, 2015, 02:34:04 AM »
I got phone calls that I won a hundred dollar gift card and needed to pay $5 shipping. When I said I want proof thier real they got nasty with me. They called three Times already.
When they asked me for my cc number to pay for s&h, I told them to use the gift card as the payment method. The Indian didn't quite get what I was saying, and a conversation displaying stupidity to an absurd degree ensued. Eventually I got bored, told them I was informing the authorities, and hung up.
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Re: What came in your email today?
« Reply #102 on: July 07, 2015, 02:47:40 AM »
When they asked me for my cc number to pay for s&h, I told them to use the gift card as the payment method. The Indian didn't quite get what I was saying, and a conversation displaying stupidity to an absurd degree ensued. Eventually I got bored, told them I was informing the authorities, and hung up.

+1

Did the same thing, and after arguing around for 15 minutes, he offered another gift card of $50 if I make the payment with a credit card.
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Re: What came in your email today?
« Reply #103 on: July 07, 2015, 03:43:34 PM »
Hi Freddy,

Thanks for writing in! Iím sorry to hear your free processing expired. I noticed you had just a little under $300 left.

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Re: What came in your email today?
« Reply #104 on: July 07, 2015, 11:18:37 PM »
Anyone wanna deal with this for a 20% cut?


Follow up:
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MESSAGE FROM CHIEF IMMIGRATION OFFICER.
Los Angeles International Airport.
3435 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 1025
Los Angeles, CA 90010.
Tel: (213) 355-6999
 
Attention my good friend ,

                     Re: Your Package For Delivery

Thanks for your message, please i will need your complete information for verification which will enable me to go ahead and pay for the release of the consignment box from the Airport Storage Vault. So for proper verification, you need to send down your complete address so that we can crosscheck what we have here, if it's the same i will proceed with you. Furthermore, the consignment box contained cash in the amount of $10.5Million US Dollars, for you to have full confidence of the existence of this consignment, I have attached to this email a confidential copy of the US Customs Ultra Scan Report(For Your Eyes Only) which indicates that the trunk box have been scanned and confirmed to be filled with valuable monetary instrument worth $10Millions Dollars and in order for me to negotiate with the airport vault authorities for the release of the withheld package to you, i will need you to confirm your address to me to ensure that it correspond with what we have here, after which i go ahead and pay for the US Non Inspection Charges of $3,700 which was the main reason the consignment was with-held by the Los Angeles International Airport authorities here in California since these charges were not paid by the diplomatic agent delivering this consignment to you from United Nations office in London.

Now send me your complete address and telephone number so that i can crosscheck what i have here on the consignment to ensure am dealing with the right owner of the consignment box.

Thank you.

Regards,
Mr. Kalstrom S. James,
Chief Immigration officer.
Los Angeles International Airport.
3435 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 1025
Los Angeles, CA 90010.
Tel: (213) 355-6999
Cell:(415) 891-4192

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