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Great "Onion" Headlines...
« on: October 25, 2010, 03:58:59 PM »
A good one from yesterday...
"A-Rod Finally Leads Rangers To World Series"
Yup, going 4 for 21 will do that.

I always liked this oldie too:
"PNC Park Threatens To Leave Pittsburgh Unless Better Team Is Built"
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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2010, 04:04:44 PM »
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A good one from yesterday...
"A-Rod Finally Leads Rangers To World Series"
Yup, going 4 for 21 will do that.


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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2011, 02:35:45 AM »
Greatest World Series Moments:
http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/greatest-world-series-moments,26474/
"...1996: Baseball fans everywhere are abuzz with the prospect of either the Yankees or Braves losing the World Series
1997: Edgar Renteria's RBI single in extra innings during Game 7 gives Florida Marlins fans a World Series victory they will remember for weeks to come
2001: The nation realizes that two months was all it took to start rooting against New York again after 9/11..."
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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2011, 02:55:22 AM »
Greatest World Series Moments:
http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/greatest-world-series-moments,26474/
"...1996: Baseball fans everywhere are abuzz with the prospect of either the Yankees or Braves losing the World Series
1997: Edgar Renteria's RBI single in extra innings during Game 7 gives Florida Marlins fans a World Series victory they will remember for weeks to come
2001: The nation realizes that two months was all it took to start rooting against New York again after 9/11..."
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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2011, 11:23:14 PM »
it seems that most of their stuff is sports related. is that so?
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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2011, 11:31:05 PM »
it seems that most of their stuff is sports related. is that so?
Nope, just what I find to be funny.
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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2013, 07:49:25 AM »
My favorite from my yeshivah days.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/god-answers-prayers-of-paralyzed-little-boy,475/

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