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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #31 on: July 08, 2014, 04:37:40 PM »
Clearly there are some things in NBA free agency that I don't understand

http://www.theonion.com/articles/breaking-lebron-james-leaning-toward-joining-alqae,36417
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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #32 on: July 08, 2014, 04:44:00 PM »
Clearly there are some things in NBA free agency that I don't understand

http://www.theonion.com/articles/breaking-lebron-james-leaning-toward-joining-alqae,36417
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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #37 on: July 17, 2014, 04:01:51 PM »
http://www.theonion.com/articles/everyone-in-middle-east-given-own-country-in-31700,36484/
Was just about to post. Great!

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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #38 on: July 17, 2014, 05:14:24 PM »

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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #39 on: July 17, 2014, 10:33:08 PM »
When I clicked on the link this popped up. I though it was funny
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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #40 on: July 18, 2014, 11:47:02 AM »
When I clicked on the link this popped up. I though it was funny
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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #41 on: July 18, 2014, 04:01:22 PM »
I must say I'm pretty impressed with The Onion's reporting this time around...

http://www.theonion.com/articles/palestinians-starting-to-have-mixed-feelings-about,36497/
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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #42 on: July 18, 2014, 04:20:18 PM »
Was just about to post. Great!
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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #43 on: July 18, 2014, 04:33:48 PM »
http://www.theonion.com/articles/palestinians-prepare-for-massive-ground-invasion,36495/

Wow, I can't believe how all out controversial they're being.

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Re: Great "Onion" Headlines...
« Reply #44 on: July 22, 2014, 11:09:39 AM »
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