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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #165 on: November 09, 2017, 08:50:24 AM »
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to start a religious discussion.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #166 on: November 12, 2017, 12:46:18 PM »
@realdonaldtrump

Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #167 on: November 18, 2017, 10:49:05 PM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #168 on: November 23, 2017, 03:39:08 PM »

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #169 on: December 06, 2017, 12:55:53 PM »
Most of these qualify:
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #170 on: December 06, 2017, 01:21:32 PM »
I'm an optimist; but only because life isn't going to give me any other good choices.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #171 on: December 06, 2017, 01:31:30 PM »

even the rabbi says it ;D

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #172 on: December 07, 2017, 12:10:32 AM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #173 on: December 20, 2017, 07:28:18 PM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #174 on: December 20, 2017, 07:29:55 PM »
ha ha good one!

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #175 on: December 20, 2017, 11:44:51 PM »
Nothing in the Shapiro V Rosie?? That was freakin epic!
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #176 on: December 21, 2017, 10:33:21 AM »
Lol
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #177 on: December 22, 2017, 07:31:58 AM »
Tim
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People are saying that this illegal occupation in the middle east and Israel must end. I agree, we need to remove all Palestinians and send them back to Jordan.


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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #178 on: December 22, 2017, 10:20:35 AM »
Nothing in the Shapiro V Rosie?? That was freakin epic!
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #179 on: December 24, 2017, 10:41:38 AM »

Just FYI he posted their reply:
It didnt violate their rules