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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #80 on: June 27, 2016, 06:19:40 PM »
Is ד מינים one bracha, or four? Do you say Al Mitzvas Lulov, or Al Mitzvos Lulov?
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #81 on: June 27, 2016, 06:22:00 PM »
Is ד מינים one bracha, or four? Do you say Al Mitzvas Lulov, or Al Mitzvos Lulov?
Goooooooooood. I'll keep quiet. For now...

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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #82 on: June 27, 2016, 06:25:11 PM »
Goooooooooood. I'll keep quiet. For now...
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #83 on: June 27, 2016, 06:26:41 PM »
Is ד מינים one bracha, or four? Do you say Al Mitzvas Lulov, or Al Mitzvos Lulov?
Neither.
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #84 on: June 27, 2016, 06:28:51 PM »

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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #85 on: June 27, 2016, 09:18:17 PM »
And for the Yiddish speakers out there: ?אוואו שטייט שרה ביים דאווענען
In the womens section.  ;D
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #86 on: June 27, 2016, 09:21:47 PM »
Is ד מינים one bracha, or four? Do you say Al Mitzvas Lulov, or Al Mitzvos Lulov?
Ha ha! Al Netilas.  ::)
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #87 on: June 27, 2016, 09:22:40 PM »
In the womens section.  ;D
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #88 on: June 27, 2016, 09:25:15 PM »
One of the really old and even more stupid ones: A man was stuck in prison with just a mirror and a table. How did he get out?  ::) ::) ::)

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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #89 on: June 27, 2016, 09:31:02 PM »
One of the really old and even more stupid ones: A man was stuck in prison with just a mirror and a table. How did he get out?  ::) ::) ::)
Through the door.
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #90 on: June 27, 2016, 09:39:26 PM »
What is the pasuk most frequently mentioned in tefilla?
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #91 on: June 27, 2016, 09:42:53 PM »
What is the pasuk most frequently mentioned in tefilla?
ה' ימלך?

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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #92 on: June 27, 2016, 09:43:40 PM »
ה' ימלך?
No. At least according to my calculation
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #93 on: June 27, 2016, 09:46:43 PM »
No. At least according to my calculation
ה' הושיע?

Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #94 on: June 27, 2016, 09:47:44 PM »


ה' הושיע?

That's the one. Especially if you daven Nusach Sfard, but I think for Ashkenaz also.
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #95 on: June 27, 2016, 09:51:05 PM »

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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #96 on: June 27, 2016, 10:16:25 PM »
One of the really old and even more stupid ones: A man was stuck in prison with just a mirror and a table. How did he get out?  ::) ::) ::)
You look in the mirror you see what you saw, you take the saw cut the tables in half, put the two halves together which makes a hole, climb through the hole and yell until your voice is hoarse, then take the horse and ride away!
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #97 on: June 27, 2016, 10:21:26 PM »
You look in the mirror you see what you saw, you take the saw cut the tables in half, put the two halves together which makes a hole, climb through the hole and yell until your voice is hoarse, then take the horse and ride away!
ROFL. Did you just come up with that?
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #98 on: June 27, 2016, 10:26:49 PM »
ROFL. Did you just come up with that?
It's an old joke. Haven't heard it in a while.
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #99 on: June 27, 2016, 10:32:32 PM »
ROFL. Did you just come up with that?
Its horrid, but that is the answer.

Same as: Why are fire trucks red?
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