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With so much happening on DDF, there are likely many gems that you missed because you weren't following that specific thread. Well I say, "no more!" If you come across a post that you feel deserves a wider audience, whether it was very informative, funny, or deserving of being highlighted for any other reason, post it here.

A few proposed rules:

1) You cannot submit your own posts.
2) Provide necessary context.
3) Quote properly and provide links. Don't say, "Yo, check out Dan's post about RC. It's friggin awesome."
4) Let the person know in the original thread they've been "Best Ofed"
5) This thread is only for DDF. One liners, articles, pictures and videos etc. from outside DDF all have their own threads already.

List of a few of them:
"May your flights depart on time, your apps get auto-approved, and your MS never backfire." -MMGFARB
"Please only reply if you can actually answer the question and not litter the forum with useless Sarcastic banter." -Shnozolla
"Even a broken clock is right twice a day. You're the broken clock." -Baruch
"Sorry. Look at the bright side I just "bump"ed you" -NafNaf12
"I bribed the Guard $1 at the Anti-Corruption Unit to let me into the building - Just for the novelty." -Suave

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #60 on: March 15, 2016, 05:32:50 AM »
Just came across this. Great stuff.
Awesome

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #61 on: March 15, 2016, 09:06:21 AM »
Just came across this. Great stuff.
From the good old days :-):-)

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #62 on: March 15, 2016, 11:22:17 AM »
Holy ****
Ok everyone, I wrote this press release.

I just did it so that everyone think a little bit of what we're doing, and what the consequences might be.


Not saying the FBI will land helicopters in your backyard because of PGGM or a fake AU, but a crime is a crime.
So if you get in trouble for something unrelated, they start looking after everything you did - and it all adds up.

Bank fraud carries 30 years behind bars regardless of the amount involved.

Faking a AU is bank fraud regardless of whether you did it for small business Saturday or to get a $10 million loan: you provided false information for a lender with the intention to defraud them.

Providing false income information when applying for a loan is bank fraud - it doesn't matter if it's a stupid credit card application or a $5 million mortgage.


It's about time to put a little though into all this.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to start a religious discussion.

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #63 on: March 15, 2016, 01:33:27 PM »
You know what I find crazier than the entire article? That Amex didn't close that loophole.

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #64 on: March 17, 2016, 02:32:29 PM »
Is there a thread that cites short excerpts from various posts on DDF? Like really good short one-liners.

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #65 on: March 17, 2016, 03:51:50 PM »

Is there a thread that cites short excerpts from various posts on DDF? Like really good short one-liners.
theres a thread with great signatures...

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #66 on: March 17, 2016, 04:03:55 PM »
theres a thread with great signatures...
I guess not? I'll start one.

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #67 on: March 17, 2016, 09:01:47 PM »
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #68 on: March 18, 2016, 08:58:37 AM »
T h a n k s !

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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #69 on: May 25, 2016, 03:27:43 PM »
Oy I can't wait until people start selling the Italian ices in the GFS thread! ::)
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #70 on: July 29, 2016, 12:45:21 PM »
When the 2016 Elections thread became an in depth discussion on chulent.

http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=5531.msg1523211#msg1523211
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #71 on: July 29, 2016, 12:46:49 PM »
When the 2016 Elections thread became an in depth discussion on chulent.

http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=5531.msg1523211#msg1523211
do you mean cholent?
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #72 on: July 29, 2016, 12:48:29 PM »
do you mean cholent?
Absolutely not (my wife and I have this argument all the time).
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #73 on: July 29, 2016, 12:49:54 PM »
OK OK, we'll leave these discussions to the dedicated ch*lent thread.
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Re: Best of DDF
« Reply #74 on: July 29, 2016, 07:12:02 PM »
When the 2016 Elections thread became an in depth discussion on chulent.

http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=5531.msg1523211#msg1523211
And then schmaltz herring.
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