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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #7820 on: March 03, 2017, 12:23:37 AM »

Is it Chanukah or Purim? At valley national bank on 13th ave
I thought it was a sukka at first

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #7821 on: March 03, 2017, 12:29:51 AM »
I thought it was a sukka at first
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #7822 on: March 03, 2017, 08:39:21 AM »
I thought it was a sukka at first
It is. And there's matzo & an esrog inside as well. :)

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #7823 on: March 04, 2017, 08:02:49 PM »
It is. And there's matzo & an esrog inside as well. :)
When is it a Mitzvah to eat matza in the sukka during Chanukah? (Riddle)

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #7824 on: March 04, 2017, 08:09:29 PM »
When is it a Mitzvah to eat matza in the sukka during Chanukah? (Riddle)
When you've reached עד דלא ידע :)

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #7825 on: March 04, 2017, 08:15:05 PM »
When is it a Mitzvah to eat matza in the sukka during Chanukah? (Riddle)
Rosh Chodesh?

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #7826 on: March 04, 2017, 11:41:17 PM »

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #7827 on: March 05, 2017, 02:23:49 AM »
Amshinov

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #7828 on: March 05, 2017, 08:52:35 AM »
When the dreidel spins so fast that you don't know the difference between eating matzah or in a sukkah

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #7829 on: March 05, 2017, 09:21:26 AM »
When is it a Mitzvah to eat matza in the sukka during Chanukah? (Riddle)
When your father tells you to do so.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #7830 on: March 05, 2017, 09:55:30 AM »
When your father tells you to do so.
good one!

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #7831 on: March 05, 2017, 10:00:12 AM »
When is it a Mitzvah to eat matza in the sukka during Chanukah? (Riddle)
On shabbos Chanukah when there is no bread outside of the sukkah and all you have is matzah inside the sukkah that you can't carry outside of the sukkah.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #7832 on: March 05, 2017, 11:24:17 AM »
When your father tells you to do so.
Correct!

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #7833 on: March 05, 2017, 11:26:00 AM »
On shabbos Chanukah when there is no bread outside of the sukkah and all you have is matzah inside the sukkah that you can't carry outside of the sukkah.
That's quite good

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #7834 on: March 05, 2017, 02:36:48 PM »
If I may ask why you have a box of matza sitting in your sukka?
I don't sin, I give myself opportunities to repent.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #7835 on: March 05, 2017, 02:55:03 PM »
If I may ask why you have a box of matza sitting in your sukka?
Better yet, why is your sukka still up on Chanuka?
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #7836 on: March 05, 2017, 03:04:02 PM »
Better yet, why is your sukka still up on Chanuka?
In my house the sukka stays up all year, brick walls and a thick tee-tree roof.
I don't sin, I give myself opportunities to repent.

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #7837 on: March 05, 2017, 03:04:21 PM »
If I may ask why you have a box of matza sitting in your sukka?
I don't but if someone does then....

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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #7838 on: March 05, 2017, 04:37:31 PM »
In my house the sukka stays up all year, brick walls and a thick tee-tree roof.
Not that mine isn't  ;), though no schach.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: The funny/strange/interesting/random pictures thread
« Reply #7839 on: March 05, 2017, 05:16:06 PM »
Amazed to see how creative ddf members can be! ;)
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