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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3840692 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11420 on: February 20, 2017, 09:56:42 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11421 on: February 20, 2017, 09:57:57 AM »


Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11422 on: February 20, 2017, 12:03:21 PM »
Then we need a "Not your country day" and throw the commies out.
"Joe, is that you?"
McCarthy?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11424 on: February 21, 2017, 09:12:54 AM »



Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11425 on: February 22, 2017, 12:28:43 AM »

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"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11430 on: February 23, 2017, 11:13:30 AM »
The guy sure does know how to play to a room.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11432 on: February 24, 2017, 09:40:30 AM »
...but somethings never change.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/air-force-stumped-by-trumps-claim-of-dollar1-billion-savings-on-jet/ar-AAnewbZ?li=BBnb7Kz
dude, did you read that article? That headline makes you think that the air force is claiming that its not true, when in fact all it says is that the spokesperson said he was not given the information about whether they cut the costs.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11433 on: February 24, 2017, 09:49:38 AM »
dude, did you read that article? That headline makes you think that the air force is claiming that its not true, when in fact all it says is that the spokesperson said he was not given the information about whether they cut the costs.
What do you want him to do? Call the president a liar?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11434 on: February 24, 2017, 10:17:09 AM »
A little interesting that this spokesperson doesn't know when in fact the CEO himself basically confirmed it.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11435 on: February 24, 2017, 10:39:58 AM »
A little interesting that this spokesperson doesn't know when in fact the CEO himself basically confirmed it.
The spokesperson is from the military. So the CEO would be Trump.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11437 on: February 27, 2017, 10:40:48 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11438 on: February 27, 2017, 10:43:29 AM »

When more than your base is optimistic then it will be news.  ;)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11439 on: February 27, 2017, 11:53:29 AM »
When more than your base is optimistic then it will be news.  ;)
I am beginning to believe that a large majority of non Trump supporters will never be optimistic while he is in office, whether he is doing good things or not. How many times do I have to hear, lets get through the next 4 years? I am not a blind sheep and I will admit that I dont like everything that Trump does but when many people believe that anything he does must be bad then there isnt much room for optimism in these peoples minds.