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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11680 on: March 06, 2017, 04:05:59 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11681 on: March 06, 2017, 04:12:55 PM »
Quote from: Dan on March 06, 2017, 04:05:59 PM
http://blogs.timesofisrael.com/mirror-moments-purim-then-and-now/
Not sure I can make it so can someone fill me in?  :)

Note: You understand how the first section of this article describes Trump. To understand how it also perfectly describes Achashveirosh, be sure to attend you synagogue’s Megillah reading, and follow along with the reader.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11682 on: March 06, 2017, 05:11:30 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on March 06, 2017, 01:05:10 PM
We got a new travel ban. One of the reasons the old travel ban went into effect the same day was to not give terrorist an opportunity to get into the US before the ban went into effect. This ban doesn't go into effect until the 16th. I guess then are no longer worried about terrorist. What a three ring circus they are running.

http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/president-trump-signs-new-immigration-executive-order-n724276
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Quote from: username on January 15, 2017, 12:42:50 AM
Hard to compete with Washington
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11683 on: March 06, 2017, 05:17:14 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on March 06, 2017, 04:12:55 PM
Not sure I can make it so can someone fill me in?  :)

Note: You understand how the first section of this article describes Trump. To understand how it also perfectly describes Achashveirosh, be sure to attend you synagogue’s Megillah reading, and follow along with the reader.
http://www.vosizneias.com/263877/2017/03/05/new-york-conservative-synagogues-pass-proposal-allowing-non-jews-as-members/
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11684 on: March 06, 2017, 05:34:14 PM »
Quote from: Dan on March 06, 2017, 04:05:59 PM
http://blogs.timesofisrael.com/mirror-moments-purim-then-and-now/
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I've been using that nickname for POTUS for a while now.

Though, at least for the likes of this thread I'd have loved for him to have followed through with the point made here http://www.chabad.org/therebbe/article_cdo/aid/2300397/jewish/One-Sheep-Seventy-Wolves-and-a-Great-Shepherd.htm about the danger of overconfidence in "natural" salvation and אחות יש לנו בבית המלכות.

(he most likely didn't go there because he views the current administration with trepidation. same can't be said for many here)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11687 on: March 08, 2017, 12:24:15 PM »
He just continues to making things up but his supporters will turn a blind eye.

122 vicious prisoners, released by the Obama Administration from Gitmo, have returned to the battlefield. Just another terrible decision!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11691 on: March 08, 2017, 01:38:46 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on March 08, 2017, 01:36:59 PM
We credit this to Trump, correct?

I would partially
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11692 on: March 08, 2017, 01:41:22 PM »
Quote from: yuneeq on March 08, 2017, 01:38:46 PM
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You know me Mr Goalpost.  :)
Happened on his watch so I give him full credit.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11693 on: March 08, 2017, 07:46:22 PM »
I honestly believe Trump has the FISA Apps and that's what prompted the tweets. I know people think he's not fully sane but going after a former president like that isn't something he would take so lightly especially after he kept mentioning how much he liked Obama. The reason he isn't releasing it because then Dems will scream at him for releasing classified info. As for if Obama actually requested it or just knew about it that much I can't say.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11694 on: March 08, 2017, 08:05:40 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on March 08, 2017, 07:46:22 PM
I honestly believe Trump has the FISA Apps and that's what prompted the tweets. I know people think he's not fully sane but going after a former president like that isn't something he would take so lightly especially after he kept mentioning how much he liked Obama. The reason he isn't releasing it because then Dems will scream at him for releasing classified info. As for if Obama actually requested it or just knew about it that much I can't say.
Lets say there was a FISA app with or without Obamas knowledge and it was denied. What does that say about Trumps tweet?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11695 on: March 08, 2017, 08:41:03 PM »
Quote from: Dan on March 06, 2017, 04:05:59 PM
http://blogs.timesofisrael.com/mirror-moments-purim-then-and-now/

No doubt Trump is the biggest Achashverosh since Achashverosh (the beauty pageants and all). Plenty of folks mocked when I compared Steve Bannon to Haman, but quite a few threads in the megillah have relevance today. Better hope that "another place" will intervene.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11696 on: March 08, 2017, 09:01:18 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on March 08, 2017, 08:05:40 PM
Lets say there was a FISA app with or without Obamas knowledge and it was denied. What does that say about Trumps tweet?
I think there was one the was granted and he knows that. Obama knew about it. Only question was if he requested it (directly or indirectly)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11697 on: March 08, 2017, 09:07:09 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on March 08, 2017, 09:01:18 PM
I think there was one the was granted and he knows that. Obama knew about it. Only question was if he requested it (directly or indirectly)
If there was it seems that Trump is the only one that knows. Not sure why it would be so hard to find out.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11698 on: March 08, 2017, 09:10:40 PM »
Quote from: aradisc on March 08, 2017, 08:41:03 PM
No doubt Trump is the biggest Achashverosh since Achashverosh (the beauty pageants and all). Plenty of folks mocked when I compared Steve Bannon to Haman, but quite a few threads in the megillah have relevance today. Better hope that "another place" will intervene.

And who's Esther? Mordechai? Charvona?
Comparing Bannon to Haman is altering reality to fit your fantasy narrative.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11699 on: March 09, 2017, 07:27:27 AM »
Quote from: aradisc on March 08, 2017, 08:41:03 PM
No doubt Trump is the biggest Achashverosh since Achashverosh (the beauty pageants and all). Plenty of folks mocked when I compared Steve Bannon to Haman, but quite a few threads in the megillah have relevance today. Better hope that "another place" will intervene.
True. We all know what Achashveirush was all about. Jobs Jobs Jobs.
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