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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3768898 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12160 on: May 17, 2017, 05:59:54 PM »
"It's just another scandal that unfortunately continues every — it's now accelerating. Watergate took months. This thing seems to be taking hours," McCain said Wednesday.
And what did Schumer say?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12162 on: May 17, 2017, 10:27:25 PM »
It's really really hard to keep track. We're off obstruction of justice, now we're up to pence committing treason. I did not see that coming. What's next, Ted Cruz's father killed jfk?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12163 on: May 17, 2017, 10:30:11 PM »
And what did Schumer say?
Have no idea.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12165 on: May 17, 2017, 10:49:09 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12166 on: May 17, 2017, 10:59:29 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12167 on: May 17, 2017, 11:12:23 PM »
What did he say?
I don't know either, but then again I Also didn't know what McCain said. Neither one is an opinion which makes a difference and both have said such things before he was even elected.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12168 on: May 18, 2017, 12:10:27 AM »
I don't know either, but then again I Also didn't know what McCain said.
You are talking in circles.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12169 on: May 18, 2017, 01:36:51 AM »
2 points.

1. Comey has more memos. I guarantee it.
2. It's only a matter of time before Republicans bail on Trump en masse when they realize they can't get anything done due to his shenanigans. I'm sure many think they would get a lot more done with Pence.
Says the guy who has been right about everything up until now.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12170 on: May 18, 2017, 01:39:29 AM »
Says the guy who has been right about everything up until now.
Honest question. Do you think the country is in good hands?
Are you seriously still happy that Trump beat out Rubio?
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12171 on: May 18, 2017, 01:48:52 AM »
Honest question. Do you think the country is in good hands?
Are you seriously still happy that Trump beat out Rubio?
I don't understand the question. Do you think I'm faking it?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12172 on: May 18, 2017, 01:49:05 AM »
Honest question. Do you think the country is in good hands?
Are you seriously still happy that Trump beat out Rubio?
1 - Might be and honest question but you can't be serious.
2 - No
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12173 on: May 18, 2017, 01:57:51 AM »
Honest question. Do you think the country is in good hands?
Are you seriously still happy that Trump beat out Rubio?
Or Cruz
Or Bush
Or Kasich
Or Cristie
Or ( barely remember the rest of them...) #s 1-17?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12174 on: May 18, 2017, 02:00:26 AM »
Or Cruz
Or Bush
Or Kasich
Or Cristie
Or ( barely remember the rest of them...) #s 1-17?
Trump was and still is the only option.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12175 on: May 18, 2017, 02:03:09 AM »
Trump was and still is the only option.
Only option for what?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12176 on: May 18, 2017, 02:18:58 AM »
Only option for what?
Isn't it obvious? To effectively advance a conservative agenda.

Watch his commencement address today when he lists his accomplishments.

Compile a list of everything he's done right and compare it with a list of everything he's done wrong. See which are more significant.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12177 on: May 18, 2017, 04:02:00 AM »
Isn't it obvious? To effectively advance a conservative agenda.

Watch his commencement address today when he lists his accomplishments.

Compile a list of everything he's done right and compare it with a list of everything he's done wrong. See which are more significant.
The list of stuff that he did isn't any different then most other Republican would do. ( Cruz and Rubio definitely ).

However.....

He's made stupid mistakes, after stupid mistakes, after stupid etc... You'd never keep an employee that has performed as his first 💯+ days.

There may still be hope that he'll learn from his mistakes after this week's mamouth backlash.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12178 on: May 18, 2017, 07:09:19 AM »
Isn't it obvious? To effectively advance a conservative agenda.

Watch his commencement address today when he lists his accomplishments.

Compile a list of everything he's done right and compare it with a list of everything he's done wrong. See which are more significant.
Trump wouldn't know a conservative agenda if it hit him in the face as a russian subpoena

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12179 on: May 18, 2017, 08:15:53 AM »
Honest question. Do you think the country is in good hands?
Are you seriously still happy that Trump beat out Rubio?
1. No
2. There is no way of knowing a real answer to that. There are many people who would make a MUCH better president than Trump but that alone doesn't mean that it would have been better had they beat him in the primaries. They cannot be a better president if they lose to Clinton. Any discussion about whether they would have beaten Clinton is speculation.
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