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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3825129 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12240 on: May 22, 2017, 10:49:55 AM »
Washington Post 4% positive ? Links please :P

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12241 on: May 22, 2017, 11:30:01 AM »
was a similar survey done under Obama? Id like to see and compare that to this

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12242 on: May 22, 2017, 11:36:59 AM »
was a similar survey done under Obama? Id like to see and compare that to this

Did you read the linked article?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12243 on: May 22, 2017, 11:53:24 AM »
Did you read the linked article?

Sorry, I am looking for a survey of tone of reporting during Obama presidency broken down by news agency.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12244 on: May 22, 2017, 12:06:19 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12245 on: May 22, 2017, 12:13:47 PM »


Fair and Balanced.......



this all working on the assumption that 50 50 is balanced of the reality is mostly negative then that would be unbalanced...

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12246 on: May 22, 2017, 12:25:57 PM »

this all working on the assumption that 50 50 is balanced of the reality is mostly negative then that would be unbalanced...
Not regarding specific issues.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12247 on: May 22, 2017, 02:31:06 PM »

not accurate at all. There is no Ivanka fund

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12248 on: May 22, 2017, 02:33:36 PM »
not accurate at all. There is no Ivanka fund
Please explain. Either way I just enjoyed the line that he has an old tweet for every occasion.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12249 on: May 22, 2017, 02:37:24 PM »
not accurate at all. There is no Ivanka fund
Get your head out of the sand. It is a PLEDGE for her PROPOSED Women Entrepreneurs Fund.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12250 on: May 22, 2017, 02:40:51 PM »
Please explain. Either way I just enjoyed the line that he has an old tweet for every occasion.

She champions the fund, but doesn't manage it. Kinda like me telling you to like Freddie's posts so his kids can eat rather than him telling you himself.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12251 on: May 22, 2017, 02:44:48 PM »
Please explain. Either way I just enjoyed the line that he has an old tweet for every occasion.

The way I understand it, the fund that people are calling "the Ivanka fund" is a program of the IMF that Ivanka has nothing to do with other than supporting it and maybe pushing for it's creation. This is information that any reporter should know, so these kinds of tweets are a great way to know if they have any intellectual honesty...

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12252 on: May 22, 2017, 02:46:26 PM »
Get your head out of the sand. It is a PLEDGE for her PROPOSED Women Entrepreneurs Fund.

The only word you got wrong here was "her"

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12253 on: May 22, 2017, 02:54:58 PM »
It is a fund that she proposed and pushed for at the World Bank but has no real connection with. That is very different than the Clinton Foundation. Even so it doesn't look great. We all know why they are giving this donation.

Fox News doesn't find it newsworthy.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12254 on: May 22, 2017, 02:59:01 PM »
The only word you got wrong here was "her"
When SHE gets a 100mm pledge what would you call it?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12255 on: May 22, 2017, 03:04:32 PM »
When SHE gets a 100mm pledge what would you call it?

Where did you read that she got the pledge?

The closest I found was from AOL that said
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The pledge comes during President Trump's first foreign trip, signaling the president's eldest daughter may have been instrumental in securing this significant contribution.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12256 on: May 22, 2017, 03:11:13 PM »
Where did you read that she got the pledge?
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« Reply #12257 on: May 22, 2017, 03:23:09 PM »
Please explain. Either way I just enjoyed the line that he has an old tweet for every occasion.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12259 on: May 22, 2017, 10:12:59 PM »
Ladies and gentlemen, foreign policy in 2017: operation brown-nose
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