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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3843581 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13640 on: September 04, 2017, 06:50:56 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13641 on: September 05, 2017, 05:33:19 PM »
https://twitter.com/joseiswriting/status/483458062838013952

How is it ok to brag about identity theft?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13642 on: September 05, 2017, 05:39:21 PM »
How is it ok to brag about identity theft?
I could be wrong but I don't think that is the point he is making.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13643 on: September 05, 2017, 06:42:30 PM »
It was just a matter of time.

Over and over it is said I never give Trump credit for anything. Again for the xx time I will prove you wrong. Watch the price of gold.  ;)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13644 on: September 05, 2017, 06:43:41 PM »
https://twitter.com/joseiswriting/status/483458062838013952

How is it ok to brag about identity theft?
I'd be surprised if he's that stupid. trolling is my guess

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13645 on: September 05, 2017, 07:39:34 PM »
It was just a matter of time.
Hope you dont make investment choices based off of 1 days trends.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13646 on: September 05, 2017, 07:41:47 PM »
Hope you dont make investment choices based off of 1 days trends.
Unless my math is wrong 1/5 to today is not one day.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13647 on: September 05, 2017, 07:45:01 PM »
Unless my math is wrong 1/5 to today is not one day.
True, but until today, its been below its price pre- election

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13648 on: September 05, 2017, 07:46:35 PM »
True, but until today, its been below its price pre- election
I hope you are not one of those who like to move the goalpost. My statement was made on 1/5.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13649 on: September 05, 2017, 07:47:54 PM »
I hope you are not one of those who like to move the goalpost. My statement was made on 1/5.
Right again. I give you credit for that.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13650 on: September 05, 2017, 11:46:26 PM »
I hope you are not one of those who like to move the goalpost. My statement was made on 1/5.
Your statement that was JTZ  ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;D ::)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13651 on: September 06, 2017, 06:12:09 AM »
Your statement that was JTZ  ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;D ::)
At the time he spoke for me but that is no longer the case. I have my own voice now.  :P :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13652 on: September 06, 2017, 09:03:56 AM »
I'd be surprised if he's that stupid. trolling is my guess

He's an illegal immigrant who works on the books, which means he stole someone's identity. This is a part of the debate that people ignore. When they say "law abiding" they mean except for the ID theft.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13653 on: September 07, 2017, 07:30:56 AM »
Anyone see Trump? If so let him know they are having a little problem in Houston?
You ready to concede on this one,  even your friends over at CNN did:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/05/opinions/trump-harvey-response-was-perfect-opinion-stanley/index.html

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13654 on: September 07, 2017, 08:25:38 AM »
It was all worth it for the little blue check

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13655 on: September 07, 2017, 09:59:19 AM »
You ready to concede on this one,  even your friends over at CNN did:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/05/opinions/trump-harvey-response-was-perfect-opinion-stanley/index.html
Late is better than never. His second trip should have been his first trip but in the end he got it right.
Has come down to Trumpsters final acknowledging CNN as not fake news?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13658 on: September 08, 2017, 09:21:21 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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