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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 425462 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13665 on: September 11, 2017, 10:44:20 AM »

http://www.latimes.com/local/education/la-me-ln-sd-berkeley-security-20170909-story.html

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will certainly trigger me.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13666 on: September 11, 2017, 11:25:56 AM »
Live forever or die trying.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13667 on: September 11, 2017, 11:36:03 AM »
David Shapiro?
Noticed that. It is Ben
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13668 on: September 11, 2017, 11:45:24 AM »
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The university also is offering counseling to students and faculty worried about the event, which is being held at the invitation of the Berkeley College Republicans.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13669 on: September 11, 2017, 11:47:46 AM »
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13671 on: September 11, 2017, 08:54:19 PM »
https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-cruelty-of-barack-obama-1505171158

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13672 on: September 11, 2017, 08:56:26 PM »
I can't get beyond the paywall,
These links should be banned.  >:(
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« Reply #13673 on: September 11, 2017, 09:01:01 PM »
I can't get beyond the paywall, but remember when Obama stranded all those Cuban refuges
Social media links are working for me when I have them open incognito
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13674 on: September 12, 2017, 01:46:44 AM »
These links should be banned.  >:(
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« Reply #13677 on: September 13, 2017, 08:40:00 AM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13679 on: September 13, 2017, 11:09:01 AM »
No suspension or even a simple apology?
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2017/09/13/espn-scolds-jemele-hill-for-calling-trump-white-supremacist.html

ESPN has never suspended or apologized for an employee making political statements.

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