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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3768735 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13680 on: September 13, 2017, 11:23:58 AM »


ESPN has never suspended or apologized for an employee making liberal political statements.

FTFY
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13683 on: September 13, 2017, 11:01:37 PM »
Trumpsters?
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-top-democrats-agree-to-work-on-deal-to-save-daca/ar-AArTCow?li=BBnb7Kz

So, are all the Trump supporters who watched with glee as us who believed he'd never win ate crow ready for their turn?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13684 on: September 13, 2017, 11:19:10 PM »
So, are all the Trump supporters who watched with glee as us who believed he'd never win ate crow ready for their turn?
I have a feeling this is just the appetizer.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13685 on: September 13, 2017, 11:22:36 PM »
I have a feeling this is just the appetizer.

+1

To be fair, the Republicans had their turn.  They failed to pass anything.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13686 on: September 13, 2017, 11:38:30 PM »
I'm more curious to see what the Democratic Party does now

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13687 on: September 14, 2017, 12:02:00 AM »
+1

To be fair, the Republicans had their turn.  They failed to pass anything.

If the other option is passing Democrat policies, I'm happy with passing nothing. You are right however that Republicans have some responsibility here. For the next year at least, they still control Congress.

It will all be worth it when Democrats win both houses in 2018 (because of Trump "working with them") and then impeach him the day they take control...

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13688 on: September 14, 2017, 06:46:26 AM »
Trumpsters?

“Some of the greatest legislation ever passed, it was done on a bipartisan manner. And so that is why we’re going to give it a shot,” Trump said.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13689 on: September 14, 2017, 07:55:11 AM »
What are you never-Trumpers so upset about? You really expected/wanted the DREAMers to be deported? So inhumane!
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13690 on: September 14, 2017, 08:53:50 AM »
What are you never-Trumpers so upset about? You really expected/wanted the DREAMers to be deported? So inhumane!

Um, isn't that what Trump campaigned on and was elected for?

The one Trump supporter with any integrity (that I've seen) is Ann Coulter. She said all along that she is a one issue voter (immigration) and when Trump sells out on this issue she calls him out. Even during the campaign she went all out when he started going soft on the issue. If only she'd been smart enough to realize all along that he was going to do whatever got people to say good things about him.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13691 on: September 14, 2017, 09:25:35 AM »
What are you never-Trumpers so upset about? You really expected/wanted the DREAMers to be deported? So inhumane!
Who's upset? I am just wondering what the Trumpsters think about this.

When I hear a pin drop I get worried.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13692 on: September 14, 2017, 09:33:01 AM »
This is the first time I regret my vote for trump

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13693 on: September 14, 2017, 09:33:06 AM »



Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13694 on: September 14, 2017, 10:12:23 AM »


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13695 on: September 14, 2017, 10:17:50 AM »
Boo trump.

I was taken for a ride. Fooled by every politician, and then fooled by the guy pretending not to be a politician. 


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13696 on: September 14, 2017, 10:20:48 AM »
Boo trump.

I was taken for a ride. Fooled by every politician, and then fooled by the guy pretending not to be a politician.

Wow, if he lost the henche vote, what's left?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13697 on: September 14, 2017, 10:59:38 AM »
Wow, if he lost the henche vote, what's left?
We have others with their head buried deeper in the sand.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13698 on: September 14, 2017, 11:07:06 AM »
This is the first time I regret my vote for trump
Boo trump.

I was taken for a ride. Fooled by every politician, and then fooled by the guy pretending not to be a politician.
1. Everyone knew from day 1 he wouldn't deport 11 million immigrants. We all acknowledged that.

2. Seriously, you guys are turning because he refuses to round up the children?

If he deports the criminals and secures the border, I'm a happy man.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13699 on: September 14, 2017, 11:15:59 AM »
1. Everyone knew from day 1 he wouldn't deport 11 million immigrants. We all acknowledged that.

2. Seriously, you guys are turning because he refuses to round up the children?

If he deports the criminals and secures the border, I'm a happy man.

I wanted the border secured, that's all.  The obvious trade was amnesty for border security.  But he's giving up the amnesty, and not getting border security.

Seriously, are there actually people out there who don't want border security?  Who think it is good that anyone willing to pay the cartel can get into the country?

Who think it is ok that we have the cartel operating our border, and killing anyone who crosses without paying their fees? And raping little girls along the way, just for funsies? 

I mean, I get the political class who will do anything to import more democrat voters, and I get the rich liberals who live in their little castles in their white neigborhoods who don't care anything as long as they import more democrat voters.  But normal people who actually think as a matter of policy that it's ok to have a noncontrolled border?   That I don't get.