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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 449629 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14220 on: October 11, 2017, 02:45:08 PM »
when you use tmz as proof for what youre claiming... :)
It was either that or the National Inquirer.  :-[
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14221 on: October 17, 2017, 08:48:33 AM »

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14225 on: October 17, 2017, 06:39:41 PM »
Did we finally find the smoking gun about Russian collusion?
There are 2 rules regarding this whole Russian affair;
1) Must have Trump written all over it
2) Must not have any mention of Obama

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« Reply #14226 on: October 17, 2017, 06:41:33 PM »
There are 2 rules regarding this whole Russian affair;
1) Must have Trump written all over it
2) Must not have any mention of Obama

(Not sure which order of importance)
You left out the no Clinton rule.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14227 on: October 17, 2017, 06:47:13 PM »
I see nothing has changed.
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« Reply #14228 on: October 17, 2017, 07:18:55 PM »
I see nothing has changed.
Why should something have changed?
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« Reply #14229 on: October 17, 2017, 08:36:17 PM »
Trying to win the CM vote....

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Trying to win the CM credit....
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14233 on: October 18, 2017, 02:58:58 AM »
I have a friend who is with a major steel company. They have seen no increase in orders. I guess build America is on hold. That is reality not perception.

Reality is that they simply arenít good at doing business
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