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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3771933 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14740 on: November 15, 2017, 01:34:01 PM »
Blitzer also reports news
I am starting to see a pattern. Anyone that just reports the news the Trumpsters/Gullibles dislike them.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14741 on: November 16, 2017, 11:13:40 AM »
Dem senator now accused of abuse with photographic evidence. Can the Republicans now afford to lose the Alabama seat?

#politicsisthebestdrama

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14742 on: November 16, 2017, 11:43:51 AM »
I guess I'm not using the right search words because I can't find what you're talking about. Link?

really?

Googling dirty pictures senator didn't find anything?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14743 on: November 16, 2017, 11:44:01 AM »
I guess I'm not using the right search words because I can't find what you're talking about. Link?

drudgereport.com

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14744 on: November 16, 2017, 11:54:31 AM »
really?

Googling dirty pictures senator didn't find anything?
drudgereport.com
I was searching Google News - there's probably some lag time for things showing up there because going to WaPo and NYT front pages did the trick. Not sure why I'd waste my time with Drudge.

As far as the pic - it's not exactly evidence of abuse. But it's enough to make me believe the rest of her story. Not sure why anyone would ever think harassment would be a partisan thing. The CNN piece the other day describing harassment on the Hill literally didn't have the word Republican or Democrat in it once.


ETA: Sorry, somehow I deleted my first comment, but it's still there in henche's replies.
« Last Edit: November 16, 2017, 11:59:34 AM by skyguy918 »

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14745 on: November 16, 2017, 11:56:00 AM »
#politicsisthebestdrama
Not when there’s victims

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14746 on: November 16, 2017, 11:57:59 AM »
Not when there’s victims
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14747 on: November 16, 2017, 12:01:31 PM »
Basic idea is that Al Franken did a גחזי
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14748 on: November 16, 2017, 01:05:40 PM »
The CNN piece the other day describing harassment on the Hill literally didn't have the word Republican or Democrat in it once.
You sure is was CNN being fair?  ;)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14749 on: November 16, 2017, 01:33:02 PM »
Could Franken go to prison based on that photo ?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14750 on: November 16, 2017, 03:02:42 PM »
Could Franken go to prison based on that photo ?
Can Trump get the chair based on the accusations of all the women that came forward?  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14751 on: November 16, 2017, 03:12:48 PM »
Can Trump get the chair based on the accusations of all the women that came forward?  :P
Read what I wrote
based on that photo

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14752 on: November 16, 2017, 03:55:56 PM »
Can Trump get the chair based on the accusations of all the women that came forward?  :P
If he did it in a state which has that penalty for harrasment etc. Maybe like Iran.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14753 on: November 16, 2017, 04:13:32 PM »
Not when there’s victims

Of course.  Best was the wrong word.  Most dramatic would have been more appropriate but harder to fit in to a hashtag.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14754 on: November 16, 2017, 05:22:21 PM »
Read what I wrote
I did and the Trump accusations were worse than the photo so that is why I asked about a stiffer penalty (no pun intended).  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14755 on: November 16, 2017, 05:27:51 PM »
I did and the Trump accusations were worse than the photo so that is why I asked about a stiffer penalty (no pun intended).  :)
In my book evidence is worse than accusations.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14756 on: November 16, 2017, 05:31:12 PM »
In my book evidence is worse than accusations.
Victim testimony is admissible evidence, not just "accusation"

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14757 on: November 16, 2017, 05:33:07 PM »
I did and the Trump accusations were worse than the photo .  :)
What was he accused of more than Franken was?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14758 on: November 16, 2017, 05:34:28 PM »
Victim testimony is admissible evidence, not just "accusation"
Ok. And does trump admit it or deny it ? If he denies it he’s innocent until proven guilty. Franken has been forced to admit it. So my question is can he go to prison ?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14759 on: November 16, 2017, 05:35:34 PM »
In my book evidence is worse than accusations.
Just so we're clear, what is the crime that you think carries a prison sentence that this photo would be evidence of?