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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Johnson
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3769500 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14760 on: November 16, 2017, 05:37:06 PM »
Victim testimony is admissible evidence, not just "accusation"
Only with a right to cross examine.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14761 on: November 16, 2017, 05:39:31 PM »
What was he accused of more than Franken was?
Here is just one of the tame accusations.
"Once they were airborne, Trump raised the seat divider, grabbed her chest, and attempted to move one of his hands up her skirt, she said."
By his comment caught on tape we can all guess what he was going to grab next!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14762 on: November 16, 2017, 05:40:46 PM »
Here is just one of the tame accusations.
"Once they were airborne, Trump raised the seat divider, grabbed her chest, and attempted to move one of his hands up her skirt, she said."
By his comment caught on tape we can all guess what he was going to grab next!!!
So groping, sounds similar to the current accusations.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14763 on: November 16, 2017, 05:42:06 PM »
So groping, sounds similar to the current accusations.
Where you grope makes a big difference.
Other accusations are to vile to post!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14764 on: November 16, 2017, 05:44:42 PM »
Just so we're clear, what is the crime that you think carries a prison sentence that this photo would be evidence of?
Lol.
And he’s admitted to the assault part

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14765 on: November 16, 2017, 05:49:19 PM »
And he’s admitted to the assault part
I missed this part. Link please?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14766 on: November 16, 2017, 05:58:23 PM »
Lol.
And he’s admitted to the assault part
Franken certainly didn't admit to anything like assault. He wrote that he remembers the rehearsal kiss part differently, and he apologized about the photo - ie miming the act for the picture.

Also, you seem to think that the picture shows him touching her. I'm not convinced that he's touching her at all in picture, but at absolute most his fingertips are barely touching the thick kevlar body armor she's wearing.

As I wrote before, I believe her, and I think he should probably resign. But you're talking about prison and it's a little silly.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14767 on: November 16, 2017, 06:00:47 PM »
Where you grope makes a big difference.
Other accusations are to vile to post!!!
Lets see as more come out. Don't forget the soldier pushed him away and asserted herself strongly before he had a chance to go further.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14768 on: November 16, 2017, 06:01:11 PM »
Franken certainly didn't admit to anything like assault. He wrote that he remembers the rehearsal kiss part differently, and he apologized about the photo - ie miming the act for the picture.

Also, you seem to think that the picture shows him touching her. I'm not convinced that he's touching her at all in picture, but at absolute most his fingertips are barely touching the thick kevlar body armor she's wearing.

As I wrote before, I believe her, and I think he should probably resign. But you're talking about prison and it's a little silly.
So this photo can’t be used in court, if it came to that ? (I’m no lawyer, that’s why I’m asking)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14769 on: November 16, 2017, 06:02:12 PM »
Where you grope makes a big difference.
That is sooo Bill Clinton :P

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14770 on: November 16, 2017, 06:05:28 PM »
So this photo can’t be used in court, if it came to that ? (I’m no lawyer, that’s why I’m asking)
Sure it can be used and doesn't show anything. She said she was asleep so he is going to say he wasn't even touching her. Even if he was what crime are we talking about? I am in no way defending the scumbag. He and Trump should date each other. After all the is how HRC and Bill met. They were dating the same girl.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14771 on: November 16, 2017, 06:05:57 PM »
So this photo can’t be used in court, if it came to that ? (I’m no lawyer, that’s why I’m asking)
What's your question? Would it be admissible? Would it prove a specific claim? (I am also not a lawyer :P)

Lets see as more come out. Don't forget the soldier pushed him away and asserted herself strongly before he had a chance to go further.
Soldier?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14772 on: November 16, 2017, 06:06:33 PM »
That is sooo Bill Clinton :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14773 on: November 16, 2017, 06:09:44 PM »
Soldier?
I see she wasn't a soldier. I thought she was.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14774 on: November 16, 2017, 06:15:54 PM »
They were dating the same girl.  :)
Oww. CM on the ball tonight
Now that’s below the belt (no pun intended)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14775 on: November 16, 2017, 07:39:14 PM »
CM, are you running the Pentagon’s twitter account? :)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14776 on: November 16, 2017, 08:30:56 PM »
What did I miss?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14777 on: November 16, 2017, 08:37:42 PM »
May you slide down the banister of happiness & get many splinters of success up your career.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14779 on: November 17, 2017, 03:03:27 PM »
http://www.businessinsider.com/trump-christie-mcdonalds-fake-news-2017-11

"The sad reality is that it was believable," he said, laughing.
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