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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2011, 03:19:52 PM »
oops I just googled it yes it is 35

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #16 on: February 13, 2011, 03:21:17 PM »
You can just hide your birth certificate (like some other people)  and run in 2012

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #17 on: February 13, 2011, 03:25:07 PM »
You can just hide your birth certificate (like some other people)  and run in 2012

Right, because Dan totally looks like he's 35...
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #18 on: February 13, 2011, 03:45:28 PM »
Imagine what the race would look like if anyone could run.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #19 on: February 13, 2011, 03:58:25 PM »
Imagine what the race would look like if anyone could run.
I didn't think it could look any worse then it looks now!

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #20 on: February 13, 2011, 04:03:23 PM »
I didn't think it could look any worse then it looks now!
what do you mean by that?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #21 on: February 13, 2011, 07:11:42 PM »
Dan for Prez! Lots of free deals for all americans
Yup gr8 stimulus pkg. And even better way to end the recession!!   

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #22 on: February 13, 2011, 07:32:49 PM »
what do you mean by that?
i think he meant you'd have people like hosni mubarak - i mean barak husein running

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #23 on: February 13, 2011, 07:37:25 PM »
right, but then it wouldnt make any sense

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #24 on: February 13, 2011, 10:49:56 PM »
I'm definitely voting for this guy, Just can't wait for the debates:)
mediaite.com/online/jimmy-mcmillan-to-challenge-president-obama-in-2012/

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #25 on: February 23, 2011, 03:02:16 PM »
he wont win, he might have alot of people who think that hes smart ecnomically, but his policicies are all mixed up

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #26 on: February 23, 2011, 03:20:46 PM »
I hear that trump has a website called "DONSDEALS.COM" hope hes not much competition:)
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #27 on: June 02, 2011, 02:47:47 PM »
As of two weeks ago Trump is not running for president anymore. How about Bloomberg now? The only reason i want Bloomberg to be the next president, is so i can bike across the I-80 :)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #28 on: June 02, 2011, 03:01:30 PM »
lol

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #29 on: June 02, 2011, 03:09:58 PM »
if the Donald becomes president, we will have the ugliest president in the white house for the last 50 years