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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3850831 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15160 on: December 06, 2017, 09:45:30 PM »
Lets follow this insane logic. Lets say Trump made Jerusalem the capital of Palestine. THEY WOOULD ALL BE CELEBRATING. Makes sense to me.  :)

Huge difference. That Jerusalem is the capital of Israel is an objective fact. The only reason NOT to state this fact is fear of violence. Now, You've stated that "Americans will die" because of this - surely that would pale in comparison to the Israeli death rate! That the Israeli's are not fearful shows that line of reasoning to be bogus.

There would be no threat of violence in the reverse scenario, just lots of ALL CAPS on internet forums.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15161 on: December 06, 2017, 10:04:37 PM »
That Jerusalem is the capital of Israel is an objective fact.
It is not a fact to the other side. That is why it is in play.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15162 on: December 06, 2017, 10:05:38 PM »
Lets get back to the real issue, Russia!!! Little Trump takes the 5th on his talks with big Trump.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15163 on: December 06, 2017, 10:07:00 PM »
It is not a fact to the other side.
By “other side” you mean the terrorists, right ?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15164 on: December 06, 2017, 10:08:29 PM »
By “other side” you mean the terrorists, right ?
Call them what you want.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15165 on: December 06, 2017, 10:09:16 PM »
Call them what you want.
isis has issues with us. I could even find links for you

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15166 on: December 06, 2017, 10:23:53 PM »
Lets get back to the real issue, Russia!!! Little Trump takes the 5th on his talks with big Trump.
How are the Gullibles going to spin this? They better hope Flynn doesn't know what was said.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15167 on: December 06, 2017, 10:26:37 PM »
How are the Gullibles going to spin this? They better hope Flynn doesn't know what was said.
Okay youre just a troll here  laughing at all of us :) Right? Just here to push everyones buttons.....

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15168 on: December 06, 2017, 10:32:18 PM »
Okay youre just a troll here  laughing at all of us :) Right? Just here to push everyones buttons.....
I can't understand why someone would defend this type of person. I understand wanting him over HRC but now the election is over. He cares only about himself and uses everyone else for his own gain.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15169 on: December 06, 2017, 10:37:49 PM »
By “other side” you mean the terrorists, right ?
Unfortunately the UN has never recognized the annexation of Jerusalem
What is so shocking. You think Trump didn’t do this for votes?
He did it so Nobody talks about this .

Now hush up.
Lets get back to the real issue, Russia!!! Little Trump takes the 5th on his talks with big Trump.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15170 on: December 06, 2017, 10:51:51 PM »
I can't understand why someone would defend this type of person. I understand wanting him over HRC but now the election is over. He cares only about himself and uses everyone else for his own gain.
He is a baby who only cares about himself. Il def give that to you. But listen, that bothers me much less than the fake news and clear anti-trump agenda that the media (and lots of other people such as yourself) has on him. He has done many good things for the country and he is proving to be a man of his word. When there is an endless assault of garbage thrown on him, like Russia Russia Russia........without a shred of evidence yet it just looks pathetic. Esp when HRC has undisputable confirmed evidence of Russia collusion (and Obama too. Remember how he will "have more flexibility after the elections"? Why doesn't that bother you??) I really think that if this were happening against Obama, after a year+ I would start to think that it just makes everyone look silly even if I wanted it to be true. At some point you stand up and say enough even if on a PERSONAL level, he is not so nice. You can agree with his policy and still dislike his tweets (though I do think that that he uses that as a smokescreen for the media and he is 3 steps ahead of everyone. He doesnt really believe everything he puts out it just there as bait/a distraction)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15171 on: December 06, 2017, 10:56:12 PM »
I can't understand why someone would defend this type of person. I understand wanting him over HRC but now the election is over. He cares only about himself and uses everyone else for his own gain.
For the same reason people wanted him to win they want him to be able to implement his policies.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15172 on: December 06, 2017, 11:04:46 PM »
He is a baby who only cares about himself. Il def give that to you. But listen, that bothers me much less than the fake news and clear anti-trump agenda that the media (and lots of other people such as yourself) has on him. He has done many good things for the country and he is proving to be a man of his word. When there is an endless assault of garbage thrown on him, like Russia Russia Russia........without a shred of evidence yet it just looks pathetic. Esp when HRC has undisputable confirmed evidence of Russia collusion (and Obama too. Remember how he will "have more flexibility after the elections"? Why doesn't that bother you??) I really think that if this were happening against Obama, after a year+ I would start to think that it just makes everyone look silly even if I wanted it to be true. At some point you stand up and say enough even if on a PERSONAL level, he is not so nice. You can agree with his policy and still dislike his tweets (though I do think that that he uses that as a smokescreen for the media and he is 3 steps ahead of everyone. He doesnt really believe everything he puts out it just there as bait/a distraction)
Look you can have it all. Get rid of him and put in Pence.

I am anti Trump because I feel he is bad for our country. Does that make me pro-US then?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15173 on: December 06, 2017, 11:13:32 PM »
Look you can have it all. Get rid of him and put in Pence.

I am anti Trump because I feel he is bad for our country. Does that make me pro-US then?
Not if the process in which you want to do it with is based on baseless garbage. Getting rid of Trump based on a made up story is not healthy even if Pence would be better. And if the whole thing actually resulted in an impeachment you can be sure that the Dems will win in 2020. You wont have Pence. CNN doens't like Pence either and they are the biggest liars in all of this to dispose of Trump. They want him out bc they belive that it will destroy the GOP of this administration that managed to have the house and senate and WH goes down in flames.
Im just curious, were you supportive of Donna Brazile giving HRC the questions to the debate to save us from Trump? Or is it only now that she is gone and the alternative is Pence that you are so anti-Trump?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15174 on: December 06, 2017, 11:20:14 PM »
Im just curious, were you supportive of Donna Brazile giving HRC the questions to the debate to save us from Trump? Or is it only now that she is gone and the alternative is Pence that you are so anti-Trump?
Serious question
Don't think I cared. I was predicting there was no way for Trump to win.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15175 on: December 06, 2017, 11:21:20 PM »
Not if the process in which you want to do it with is based on baseless garbage. Getting rid of Trump based on a made up story is not healthy even if Pence would be better.
Let the investigation run its course.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15176 on: December 06, 2017, 11:29:01 PM »
Don't think I cared. I was predicting there was no way for Trump to win.
Why didnt you care? That you were fine with but Trump not? Russia collusion is worse than debate manipulation? Either way the point is to illegally obtain the WH

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15177 on: December 06, 2017, 11:32:28 PM »


Politicia (noun)- one cares only about himself and uses everyone else for his own gain.

FTFY

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15178 on: December 06, 2017, 11:34:00 PM »
Why didnt you care? That you were fine with but Trump not? Russia collusion is worse than debate manipulation? Either way the point is to illegally obtain the WH
I did not trust either of them back then and still don't trust them know. The only debate for me was who was the bigger liar. I was trying to get members to bet on Trump. Everyone was scared and good thing for me they were.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15179 on: December 07, 2017, 11:02:58 AM »
Trumps own pick for FBI director shoots down the #fakenews that the FBI is in taters. When will this idiot stop weakening our intelligence agencies position around the world?  >:( >:( >:(
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