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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 447999 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15225 on: December 07, 2017, 04:32:50 PM »
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to start a religious discussion.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15226 on: December 07, 2017, 04:33:47 PM »
Uh-oh.
One of the best female skiers the US has.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15227 on: December 07, 2017, 05:00:58 PM »
One of the best female skiers the US has ever had
FTFY
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15228 on: December 07, 2017, 05:07:16 PM »
One of the best female skiers the US has.
What does that have to do with whether or not she is foolish? Although at the rate she is going she may kneel during the anthem if she wins. If yes she is better off not going.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15229 on: December 07, 2017, 05:57:11 PM »
What does that have to do with whether or not she is foolish? Although at the rate she is going she may kneel during the anthem if she wins. If yes she is better off not going.
She is not going to kneel and lets all pray she gets the opportunity.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15230 on: December 07, 2017, 06:51:19 PM »
Franks abruptly resigns to stop house investigation. It is now Moore's turn to step aside.
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« Reply #15231 on: December 07, 2017, 07:00:12 PM »
Franks abruptly resigns to stop house investigation. It is now Moore's turn to step aside.
He has no investigation to stop.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15232 on: December 07, 2017, 07:00:22 PM »
Trumps approval is going the opposite of the stock market. Now we know why he pulled that stunt yesterday. He is losing his white evangelical base.

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/363834-poll-trumps-approval-rating-hits-new-low-in-pew-poll
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15233 on: December 07, 2017, 07:01:01 PM »
He has no investigation to stop.
House ethics investigation that can't go forward now.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15234 on: December 07, 2017, 07:48:16 PM »
Franks abruptly resigns to stop house investigation. It is now Moore's turn to step aside.
+1

I think the GOP plan is to let Moore win ( hopefully ) then throw him out and have  Luther strange fill the seat.

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« Reply #15235 on: December 07, 2017, 07:49:48 PM »
+1

I think the GOP plan is to let Moore win ( hopefully ) then throw him out and have  Luther strange fill the seat.
I hope they do something. This is a new low for politics.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15236 on: December 07, 2017, 08:07:59 PM »
I hope they do something. This is a new low for politics.
Not really. It's just that the landscape has changed dramatically. There's Zero tolerance.

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« Reply #15237 on: December 07, 2017, 08:13:58 PM »
I hope they do something. This is a new low for politics.
+1
Other than maybe assault in the oval office
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15238 on: December 07, 2017, 08:25:02 PM »
+1
Other than maybe assault in the oval office
Did I miss something. Trump assalted someone?
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« Reply #15239 on: December 07, 2017, 08:28:08 PM »
Not really. It's just that the landscape has changed dramatically. There's Zero tolerance.
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