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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3828462 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15420 on: December 12, 2017, 10:37:15 PM »
Is tax reform over
No as he will not take his seat until Jan, I think.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15421 on: December 12, 2017, 10:37:43 PM »
The voters had a tough choice. Do they vote for an accused pedophile or someone who wants to kill the unborn.
Yup. Not sure what I would have done. Probably just not vote but who knows.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15422 on: December 12, 2017, 10:39:27 PM »
Biggest loser tonight: Steve Bannon.

Remember he got Moore to beat Strange.

He gave the Dems a seat - IN ALABAMA.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15423 on: December 12, 2017, 10:40:09 PM »
Biggest loser tonight: Steve Bannon.

Remember he got Moore to beat Strange.

He gave the Dems a seat.
And he's proud of it.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15424 on: December 12, 2017, 10:40:32 PM »
Biggest loser tonight: Steve Bannon.

Remember he got Moore to beat Strange.

He gave the Dems a seat.
Bingo!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15425 on: December 12, 2017, 10:42:46 PM »
Will this be the war cry from the left? "People have spoken and don't want a sexual predator. Mr President do the right thing and resign."
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15426 on: December 12, 2017, 10:43:59 PM »
Will this be the war cry from the left? "People have spoken and don't want a sexual predator. Mr President do the right thing and resign."
I believe so.

All the pressure will be directed at Trump

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15427 on: December 12, 2017, 10:45:20 PM »
I believe hope so.

All the pressure will be directed at Trump
FTFY

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15428 on: December 12, 2017, 10:48:04 PM »
May this be the beginning of many losses for Trump.
This is when the tide starts to turn. Decency wins.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15429 on: December 12, 2017, 10:50:38 PM »
If the D's can win back the senate Trump will quit. You heard it here first. I like my crow well done.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15430 on: December 12, 2017, 10:51:22 PM »
“A president who would all but call Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand a whore is not fit to clean the toilets in the Barack Obama Presidential Library or to shine the shoes of George W. Bush”

USA Today Editorial

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15431 on: December 12, 2017, 10:52:09 PM »
This is when the tide starts to turn. Decency wins.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15432 on: December 12, 2017, 10:52:57 PM »
“A president who would all but call Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand a whore is not fit to clean the toilets in the Barack Obama Presidential Library or to shine the shoes of George W. Bush”

USA Today Editorial

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2017/12/12/trump-lows-ever-hit-rock-bottom-editorials-debates/945947001/
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15434 on: December 12, 2017, 10:59:08 PM »
This is when the tide starts to turn. Decency wins.
I would take it down a notch.... I guy that was accused of being a pedophile lost by less than a percentage point

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15435 on: December 12, 2017, 10:59:27 PM »
@henche are you OK?
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« Reply #15436 on: December 12, 2017, 11:00:28 PM »
I would take it down a notch.... I guy that was accused of being a pedophile lost by less than a percentage point
In a massive red state. This is BIG!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15437 on: December 12, 2017, 11:01:55 PM »
@henche are you OK?


Boooooo

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« Reply #15438 on: December 12, 2017, 11:04:14 PM »

Boooooo

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Its hard when you back a pedophile but we forgive you. It is the Christian thing to do.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15439 on: December 12, 2017, 11:05:01 PM »
Biggest winner tonight: Leigh Corfman

Alabama believed her. She finally gets her justice!