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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Clinton
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Johnson
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 580556 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16215 on: January 11, 2018, 05:48:19 PM »
President describes immigrants as coming from “sh***** countries”. Wonder which countries he is taking about? I am sure this wasn’t a racist comment.

It would be these countries which were added to the Temporary Protected Status Program specifically because they fit that description.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16216 on: January 11, 2018, 06:06:40 PM »
Add racist to the list of this despicable human being!!!

“Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?”
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16217 on: January 11, 2018, 06:24:43 PM »
Add racist to the list of this despicable human being!!!

“Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?”
it's now racist to call $hithole countries, $hitholes?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16218 on: January 11, 2018, 06:33:29 PM »
it's now racist to call $hithole countries, $hitholes?
You people all need to go back to your money grubbing country. Of course that isn't anti-Sematic is it?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16219 on: January 11, 2018, 06:37:56 PM »
Add racist to the list of this despicable human being!!!

“Why are we having all these people from s****** countries come here?”
It would be these countries which were added to the Temporary Protected Status Program specifically because they fit that description.

ETA: As usual, Ben explains it very well
https://www.dailywire.com/news/25760/shole-countries-report-says-trump-blasts-ben-shapiro

The requirements for them to be on TPS is for them to fit that description.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16220 on: January 11, 2018, 06:38:17 PM »
You wonder why more and more people are questioning his mental state? You can't make this stuff up.

'I probably have a very good relationship with Kim Jong Un.'
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16221 on: January 11, 2018, 06:38:46 PM »
You people all need to go back to your money grubbing country. Of course that isn't anti-Sematic is it?
apples and oranges

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16222 on: January 11, 2018, 06:41:11 PM »
apples and oranges
Naaa, those are both fruits. This is more like apples and s********
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16223 on: January 11, 2018, 06:54:16 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16224 on: January 11, 2018, 06:56:12 PM »
apples and oranges
OK how about this one?

“The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.”
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« Reply #16225 on: January 11, 2018, 06:57:36 PM »
OK how about this one?

“The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.”
That sounds like a compliment to me. Did Trump say that?

Not sure where height comes in though.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16226 on: January 11, 2018, 07:24:17 PM »
President describes immigrants as coming from “shithole countries”. Wonder which countries he is taking about? I am sure this wasn’t a racist comment.

Sure, the fact that these countries are banana republics can't possibly be why he called them that. 

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16227 on: January 11, 2018, 08:09:27 PM »
Sure, the fact that these countries are banana republics can't possibly be why he called them that.
He wants to know why we are taking people from shithole counties. He is saying that if you are from a shithole country that makes you a shithole. If you don't understand that is racist then you should become a skinhead because you would both have a lot in common.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16228 on: January 11, 2018, 09:05:01 PM »
How about I watch him tonight and let you know? This will be painful but I am guessing I won't have to watch long.
In the first minute he claims the dossier is phony. No it is real.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16229 on: January 11, 2018, 09:25:47 PM »


“Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?”

Is it inaccurate?