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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3768603 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16580 on: January 18, 2018, 02:57:42 PM »
That's the whole issue isn't it? Who we consider worthy? Some base worth on monetary things will others base worth on the person.
It's not based on monetary things, it's based on whether the immigrant will be an asset to the country or a liability.
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16581 on: January 18, 2018, 03:02:14 PM »
« Last Edit: January 18, 2018, 03:06:04 PM by Dawie »

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16582 on: January 18, 2018, 03:07:19 PM »
Yes, but it is why I don't care that some people in Denm,ark don't want to come because of Trump.
That's the difference between you and me. I care why people don't want to come to the greatest country in the world.   
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16583 on: January 18, 2018, 03:08:40 PM »
That's the difference between you and me. I care why people don't want to come to the greatest country in the world.   
I know why. I don't care that.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16584 on: January 18, 2018, 05:10:23 PM »
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.

When that was written, immigrants weren't receiving entitlements.
If you take away entitlements, I don't mind if we let in every vetted immigrant (as long as there's still space).
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16585 on: January 18, 2018, 06:10:14 PM »
First the wall, then FISA and now CHIP shows this president has no grasp of complex issues.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16586 on: January 18, 2018, 06:26:50 PM »
First the wall, then FISA and now CHIP shows this president has no grasp of complex issues.
im assuming you can fin a whole lot of people that will say exactly the opposite
May you slide down the banister of happiness & get many splinters of success up your career.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16587 on: January 18, 2018, 06:33:55 PM »
im assuming you can fin a whole lot of people that will say exactly the opposite
Probably 30-37% AKA gullibles. 😂
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16588 on: January 18, 2018, 06:35:36 PM »
Probably 30-37% AKA gullibles.
"End your ignorance with an emoji, and you won't look ignorant"- JTZ
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16589 on: January 18, 2018, 06:39:57 PM »
"End your ignorance with an emoji, and you won't look ignorant"- JTZ
WOW, make up quotes just shows dishonesty.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16590 on: January 18, 2018, 06:43:06 PM »
WOW, make up quotes just shows dishonesty.
I think it was pretty clear that it was a joke, focus on its meaning.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16591 on: January 18, 2018, 06:46:46 PM »
 :)
Something like that would help.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16592 on: January 18, 2018, 07:20:16 PM »
Did Trump just ban temporary work visas for Haitians?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16593 on: January 18, 2018, 07:23:22 PM »
First the wall, then FISA and now CHIP shows this president has no grasp of complex issues.
Sounds like you were one of those that Atkinson was referring to
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16594 on: January 18, 2018, 07:35:47 PM »
So sad!
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/world-respect-for-us-drops-sharply-under-trump-poll/ar-AAuQMEg?li=BBnb7Kz
LOL. I love these numbers. I would do the same would I be living in other countries. As Trump promised. He will stop letting other countries abuse us.  We will stop funding other governments when we cant fund our own. We will pull out of all trade agreements which hurt us so much. Of course other countries don't like this. But finally we will be caring about ourselves. These number show me that these changes are actually coming.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16595 on: January 18, 2018, 07:42:02 PM »
LOL. I love these numbers. I would do the same would I be living in other countries. As Trump promised. He will stop letting other countries abuse us.  We will stop funding other governments when we cant fund our own. We will pull out of all trade agreements which hurt us so much. Of course other countries don't like this. But finally we will be caring about ourselves. These number show me that these changes are actually coming.
I am surprised to see you come back after you stuck your foot in your mouth with that BS #fakenews claim you threw at me.  :P

So you like seeing the US standing in the world go down especially with our key allies. Nice to know where you stand.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16596 on: January 18, 2018, 07:47:30 PM »
I am surprised to see you come back after you stuck your foot in your mouth with that BS #fakenews claim you threw at me. 

So you like seeing the US standing in the world go down especially with our key allies. Nice to know where you stand.
No reason to twist his words just because you disagree with him. He explained himself.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16597 on: January 18, 2018, 07:54:53 PM »
No reason to twist his words just because you disagree with him. He explained himself.
I love these numbers.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16598 on: January 18, 2018, 07:56:00 PM »
I love these numbers.
So take things out of context. He explained it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16599 on: January 18, 2018, 07:58:53 PM »
So take things out of context. He explained it.
His explanation was pure Hannity. You can try and explain what he meant but how about you let him explain?

After he called me out last time and was wrong he just disappeared. I expect the same this time.  ;)
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