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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3840746 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18340 on: February 12, 2018, 10:24:44 AM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18341 on: February 12, 2018, 12:58:34 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18342 on: February 12, 2018, 01:03:47 PM »
1.5t on infrastructure? BO is that you?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18343 on: February 12, 2018, 01:05:05 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 12, 2018, 01:03:47 PM
1.5t on infrastructure? BO is that you?  :)
Apparently.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18344 on: February 12, 2018, 01:05:37 PM »
Why aren't the Trumpsters yelling to release the memo like they were for the #fakenews R's?

Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 11, 2018, 06:00:56 PM
Schiff: Trump doesn’t want to release Dem memo because it 'undermines his claim of vindication'

#releasethememo
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18345 on: February 12, 2018, 01:08:53 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 12, 2018, 01:05:37 PM
Why aren't the Trumpsters yelling to release the memo like they were for the #fakenews R's?
Maybe they're starting to learn from the Dems how to play the game...
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18346 on: February 12, 2018, 01:27:42 PM »
Quote from: shapsam on February 12, 2018, 01:08:53 PM
Maybe they're starting to learn from the Dems how to play the game...
Ok, how about the Hannity nutcases? Fair and balanced!  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18347 on: February 12, 2018, 01:46:48 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 12, 2018, 01:05:37 PM
Why aren't the Trumpsters yelling to release the memo like they were for the #fakenews R's?
Maybe because they know the trick the dems have up their sleeve
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18348 on: February 12, 2018, 01:54:12 PM »
Quote from: avromie7 on February 12, 2018, 01:46:48 PM
Maybe because they know the trick the dems have up their sleeve
...and the R's didn't have any tricks? If you are for fair and balanced you would be screaming for its release. Where do you stand?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18349 on: February 12, 2018, 01:56:34 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 12, 2018, 01:54:12 PM
...and the R's didn't have any tricks? If you are for fair and balanced you would be screaming for its release. Where do you stand?
We all know the games they played with the memo, by including lots of sensitive info so it would need to be heavily redacted. I am all for releasing their rebuttal so we can all see both sides and make an educated conclusion, but not when they use it to play dirty.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18350 on: February 12, 2018, 02:02:08 PM »
Quote from: avromie7 on February 12, 2018, 01:56:34 PM
We all know the games they played with the memo, by including lots of sensitive info so it would need to be heavily redacted. I am all for releasing their rebuttal so we can all see both sides and make an educated conclusion, but not when they use it to play dirty.
They referenced things that shows the R's are FOS.
The FBI was against releasing the R's memo and Trump did it anyway. The FBI is against releasing the D's memo and the President suddenly agrees. Who is playing the games is obvious!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18351 on: February 12, 2018, 02:06:34 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 12, 2018, 02:02:08 PM
They referenced things that shows the R's are FOS.
The FBI was against releasing the R's memo and Trump did it anyway. The FBI is against releasing the D's memo and the President suddenly agrees. Who is playing the games is obvious!!!
Don't bring proof from the FBI, we saw the memo that the FBI was against releasing, and there was nothing sensitive in there.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18352 on: February 12, 2018, 02:07:43 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 12, 2018, 02:02:08 PM
The FBI was against releasing the R's memo and Trump did it anyway. The FBI is against releasing the D's memo and the President suddenly agrees.
Difference is that now they're against it because it has classified info.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18353 on: February 12, 2018, 02:11:17 PM »
Quote from: shapsam on February 12, 2018, 02:07:43 PM
Difference is that now they're against it because it has classified info.
they pulled the classified card by the Rs also . we both know that there was nothing classified in the Rs so the Ds is prob the same bologna
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18354 on: February 12, 2018, 02:13:07 PM »
Quote from: gingyguy on February 12, 2018, 02:11:17 PM
they pulled the classified card by the Rs also . we both know that there was nothing classified in the Rs so the Ds is prob the same bologna
The D memo, is supposed to make the FBI look better, so they wouldn't block it unless there really is classified info.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18355 on: February 12, 2018, 02:14:02 PM »
Quote from: gingyguy on February 12, 2018, 02:11:17 PM
they pulled the classified card by the Rs also . we both know that there was nothing classified in the Rs so the Ds is prob the same bologna
No they didn't, they just said that it omits facts, and of course that was because it implicated them...
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18356 on: February 12, 2018, 02:18:14 PM »
Quote from: avromie7 on February 12, 2018, 02:06:34 PM
Don't bring proof from the FBI, we saw the memo that the FBI was against releasing, and there was nothing sensitive in there.
Quote from: avromie7 on February 12, 2018, 02:13:07 PM
The D memo, is supposed to make the FBI look better, so they wouldn't block it unless there really is classified info.
Just admit you are pro Trump and anything that makes him look bad you will be against.
How about the wife beater they had employed at the WH? You got anything to say about that?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18357 on: February 12, 2018, 02:19:05 PM »
Quote from: shapsam on February 12, 2018, 02:14:02 PM
No they didn't, they just said that it omits facts, and of course that was because it implicated them...
Please retake reading comprehension 101.  ;)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18358 on: February 12, 2018, 02:19:25 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 12, 2018, 02:18:14 PM
Just admit you are pro Trump and anything that makes him look bad you will be against.
Like his terrible budget and spending bill?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18359 on: February 12, 2018, 02:20:42 PM »
Quote from: avromie7 on February 12, 2018, 02:19:25 PM
Like his terrible budget and spending bill?
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 12, 2018, 02:18:14 PM
How about the wife beater they had employed at the WH? You got anything to say about that?
You think the budget/spending bill makes him look bad?
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