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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Clinton
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3829922 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18460 on: February 14, 2018, 02:05:21 PM »
Top R has had enough of the WH cover ups. Lets see @ilherman spin this one.  :)
@shapsam You still think no one cares?
'How in the hell was he still employed?' Gowdy launches congressional investigation into Porter scandal.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/hell-still-employed-gowdy-launches-congressional-investigation-porter-scandal-155202159.html
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18462 on: February 14, 2018, 03:02:28 PM »
***BOMBSHELL ALERT***

Shaun White wins GOLD and drags the US FLAG on the snow. Expect Trump to tweet how disrespectful that was. Cancel that. I just realized Shaun White is WHITE!!!
Don't worry Shaun. Unlike the President who would jump all over you if you were black most Americans are fair minded. We know you and the NFL mean no disrespect to the FLAG!!!
http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/winter-olympics/shaun-white-apologizes-for-letting-american-flag-drag-on-the-ground-after-winning-gold/ar-BBJ6I0d?li=BBnb7Kz
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18463 on: February 14, 2018, 03:07:47 PM »
Don't worry Shaun. Unlike the President who would jump all over you if you were black most Americans are fair minded. We know you and the NFL mean no disrespect to the FLAG!!!
http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/winter-olympics/shaun-white-apologizes-for-letting-american-flag-drag-on-the-ground-after-winning-gold/ar-BBJ6I0d?li=BBnb7Kz
Are you really comparing accidentally allowing the flag to touch the ground, to intentionally kneeling during the anthem?
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18464 on: February 14, 2018, 03:10:40 PM »
***BOMBSHELL ALERT***

DA Trump lawyer violates NDA by disclosing payment. Stormy's (porn star) manager says she is free now to tell all. While this disgraceful president deserves it I feel sorry for Melania.

Lets see if this the lead story on Hannity or if he even mentions it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18465 on: February 14, 2018, 03:11:54 PM »
Are you really comparing accidentally allowing the flag to touch the ground, to intentionally kneeling during the anthem?
Not at all. It would not matter to Trump if he was black or G-d forbid a DACA.

For the record the flag didn't just "touch the ground".
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18467 on: February 14, 2018, 03:33:28 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18468 on: February 14, 2018, 03:39:42 PM »
He has ten times as much evidence as he has already told us.

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/schiff-has-more-evidence-of-trump-russia-collusion-obstruction/article/2649062
What happened, a Russian pulled another prank on him?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18469 on: February 14, 2018, 03:40:44 PM »
https://twitter.com/JordanSchachtel/status/963800272274370564
What does this have to do with anything current. It is old stale PC that no one cares about. Unlike the current wife beater that you claimed no one cares about. Why did the president employ such a person?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18470 on: February 14, 2018, 05:33:34 PM »
Schiff: Trump doesn’t want to release Dem memo because it 'undermines his claim of vindication'

#releasethememo
Well, we now have the reason straight from the horse's mouth
http://dailycaller.com/2018/02/14/adam-schiff-memo

White House problems with the Democrats’ “rebuttal memo” on the surveillance of Trump associates are genuine and the document could disclose “sources and methods,” California Rep. Adam Schiff, the ranking Democrat on the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence confirmed.

“We need to go through that and identify that which remains classified and would implicate sources and methods or investigative interests,” he said at a newsmaker’s breakfast meeting on Wednesday sponsored by the Christian Science Monitor.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18471 on: February 14, 2018, 07:03:16 PM »
Turn on FOX. I think Martha is Catholic.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18475 on: February 15, 2018, 02:12:18 PM »
The Schumer immigration bill would grant amnesty to any one who gets in illegally before July.  So, basically encouraging people to illegally storm our borders.

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« Reply #18476 on: February 15, 2018, 02:15:53 PM »
The Schumer immigration bill would grant amnesty to any one who gets in illegally before July.  So, basically encouraging people to illegally storm our borders.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18477 on: February 15, 2018, 02:23:38 PM »
Are you feeling OK? Market market market!!!  :)

That too. Got my MAGA cap on backward-Rally!!!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18478 on: February 15, 2018, 02:25:37 PM »
The Schumer immigration bill would grant amnesty to any one who gets in illegally before July.  So, basically encouraging people to illegally storm our borders.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #18479 on: February 15, 2018, 02:27:21 PM »
That too. Got my MAGA cap on backward-Rally!!!
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