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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3832380 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19740 on: April 22, 2018, 04:25:18 PM »
I am asking what you think is a nothing burger.
He already testified to what happened. That horse left a long time ago.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19741 on: April 22, 2018, 04:26:35 PM »
He already testified to what happened. That horse left a long time ago.
Besides that lawyer client privelege doesn't protect from being searched on crimes they may have done together :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19742 on: April 23, 2018, 10:31:04 AM »
Trump says Cohen won't flip. I am confused. What did Trump do that was illegal that Cohen could flip on?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19743 on: April 23, 2018, 10:39:09 AM »
Trump says Cohen won't flip. I am confused. What did Trump do that was illegal that Cohen could flip on?
They can (and do) twist people to flip and testify that someone did something, even when it's not true.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19744 on: April 23, 2018, 10:39:56 AM »
They can (and do) twist people to flip and testify that someone did something, even when it's not true.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19746 on: April 23, 2018, 09:06:59 PM »
Even Sanders can't defend Trumps slurs!
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/reporters-press-sarah-sanders-on-trump-tweet-about-%e2%80%98breeding%e2%80%99/ar-AAwfdzi?li=BBnb7Kz
Seriously? He obviously meant that their policies are breeding crime. No need to twist everything just like fake news CNN did.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19747 on: April 23, 2018, 09:19:55 PM »
Seriously? He obviously meant that their policies are breeding crime. No need to twist everything just like fake news CNN did.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19749 on: April 24, 2018, 09:04:47 AM »
LOL, you can't teach the internet English, man.

It'd be nice, especially here because of the depressingly poor secular education most bochurim get...

I often worry that we're breeding a generation of ignoramus *sigh*
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19750 on: April 24, 2018, 10:23:11 AM »
So you know what he meant but Sanders didn't?
From what I read in the fake news article you posted, that's what she said.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19751 on: April 24, 2018, 10:38:28 AM »
From what I read in the fake news article you posted, that's what she said.
So you call it fake news but believe the part you think she said?  ::)

Here is what she said and shows does not know what he meant: A third reporter asked Sanders if the president was talking about "people having babies."
"Not that I'm aware of," Sanders said. "I would have to ask him to be more specific."
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19752 on: April 24, 2018, 10:41:48 AM »
So you call it fake news but believe the part you think she said?  ::)

Here is what she said and shows does not know what he meant: A third reporter asked Sanders if the president was talking about "people having babies."
"Not that I'm aware of," Sanders said. "I would have to ask him to be more specific."

Even the fake news article said that she said he meant what any level headed person, not trying to twist his words would assume he meant - breeding crime.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19753 on: April 24, 2018, 11:20:54 AM »
Even the fake news article said that she said he meant what any level headed person, not trying to twist his words would assume he meant - breeding crime.
You are ignoring the fact that she is not even sure. I would expect no less from someone who tries to defend his despicable remarks over and over.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19754 on: April 24, 2018, 11:38:21 AM »
You are ignoring the fact that she is not even sure. I would expect no less from someone who tries to defend his despicable remarks over and over.
Here is what she said and shows does not know what he meant: A third reporter asked Sanders if the president was talking about "people having babies."
"Not that I'm aware of," Sanders said. "I would have to ask him to be more specific."

To me that seems to say - No normal person would think that way, and I didn't even think of bringing it up with the president before this meeting, but now that you're asking, I will ask him to clarify instead of saying something I did not confirm to be true.

She did not say "I don't know what he meant" she clearly explained what she believed he meant.

As I said before, you're constantly looking for ways to twist what he says to make him look bad.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19755 on: April 24, 2018, 11:59:20 AM »
As I said before, you're constantly looking for ways to twist what he says to make him look bad.
What world are you living in? You try and defend every despicable thing he says. I sure hope you don't have any kids, especially daughters!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19756 on: April 24, 2018, 12:14:49 PM »
What world are you living in? You try and defend every despicable thing he says. I sure hope you don't have any kids, especially daughters!!!
Herein lies the problem with you and the fake news MSM, if there is a possible way to twist something that he said to be mean, disgusting etc., you automatically come to the conclusion that that was his intention.
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« Reply #19757 on: April 24, 2018, 12:25:49 PM »
Herein lies the problem with you and the fake news MSM, if there is a possible way to twist something that he said to be mean, disgusting etc., you automatically come to the conclusion that that was his intention.
With his past history what do you expect? You should bring up his policies and stop defending his despicable views toward women. Some might think you agree with his views toward women.  :-\
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19758 on: April 24, 2018, 12:29:06 PM »
With his past history what do you expect? You should bring up his policies and stop defending his despicable views toward women. Some might think you agree with his views toward women.  :-\
His past history meaning private conversations caught on tape?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #19759 on: April 24, 2018, 12:30:19 PM »
His past history meaning private conversations caught on tape?
Meaning all his statements. You going to play dumb now?
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