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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3844613 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20360 on: May 10, 2018, 12:07:43 PM »
#Change

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20362 on: May 10, 2018, 12:34:25 PM »
“A man's s***** choice is the result and the sum of his fundamental convictions.Tell me what a man finds s******y attractive and I will tell you his entire philosophy of life. Show me the women he sleeps with and I will tell you his valuation of himself. ... He will always be attracted to the woman who reflects his deepest vision of himself, the woman whose surrender permits him to experience a sense of self-esteem. The man who is proudly certain of his own value, will want the highest type of woman he can find, the woman he admires, the strongest, the hardest to conquer--because only the possession of a heroine will give him the sense of an achievement, not the possession of a brainless slut.......But the man who is convinced of his own worthlessness will be drawn to a women he despises -- because she will reflect his own secret self.”

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20364 on: May 10, 2018, 02:45:41 PM »
https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/10/opinions/trump-is-having-a-great-foreign-policy-week-bauerlein/index.html
Is Vegas taking bets yet how soon he'll send out some stupid tweet and mess up his great week? He seems to know how to do that very well when he's doing well.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20365 on: May 10, 2018, 02:47:25 PM »
Is Vegas taking bets yet how soon he'll send out some stupid tweet and mess up his great week?
Odds on favorite!!!  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20367 on: May 10, 2018, 06:46:23 PM »
I don't think he meant what he said so what is the problem? Is he just stupid?
Trump bizarrely says Kim Jong Un 'really was excellent' to the 3 US citizens just released from imprisonment in North Korea
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20368 on: May 10, 2018, 08:14:05 PM »
What a lowlife piece of sh*t for such a remark!!! This is the environment Trump has created.

White House aide Kelly Sadler responded to Sen. John McCain's opposition to President Donald Trump's pick for CIA director by saying Thursday morning that "he's dying anyway," a White House official told CNN.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20369 on: May 10, 2018, 08:20:17 PM »
What a lowlife piece of sh*t for such a remark!!! This is the environment Trump has created.

White House aide Kelly Sadler responded to Sen. John McCain's opposition to President Donald Trump's pick for CIA director by saying Thursday morning that "he's dying anyway," a White House official told CNN.
Ahem.. Who was the first one to mention McCain's funeral?
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20370 on: May 10, 2018, 09:40:44 PM »
Ahem.. Who was the first one to mention McCain's funeral?
+1 McCain said hes not gonna be politically correct anymore because hes not running for office since hes dying . nd btw Mr trump You are not invited to speak at my funeral
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20371 on: May 10, 2018, 11:27:30 PM »
Kelly: Trump 'embarrassed' by Russia probe
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/387215-kelly-trump-embarrassed-by-russia-probe

"When world leaders come in, it's kind of like you know Bibi Netanyahu is here and he who's under investigation himself and it's like, you know, you walk in and you know the first couple of minutes of every conversation might revolve around that kind of thing," said Kelly, referring to the Israeli prime minister under investigation for bribery.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20372 on: May 11, 2018, 04:17:16 AM »
Who is paying Michael Avenatti? http://thehill.com/opinion/judiciary/387088-who-is-paying-michael-avenatti

Some very valid points being made in this article. I wondered myself how he had info on Cohen's banking without having broken any laws.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20373 on: May 11, 2018, 09:32:18 AM »
It is a mazing how Kim Strassel has jump onto the conspiracy theory bandwagon, although meanwhile a bunch of her conspiracy theories have actually panned out. One serious issue is that anything Trump would do to pressure the DOJ will be framed as obstructing blah blah. That is part of why the Mueller investigation needs to finish up and also possibly why it never will.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/about-that-fbi-source-1525992611
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20375 on: May 11, 2018, 10:14:41 AM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20377 on: May 11, 2018, 10:25:30 AM »
It is a mazing how Kim Strassel has jump onto the conspiracy theory bandwagon, although meanwhile a bunch of her conspiracy theories have actually panned out. One serious issue is that anything Trump would do to pressure the DOJ will be framed as obstructing blah blah. That is part of why the Mueller investigation needs to finish up and also possibly why it never will.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/about-that-fbi-source-1525992611
Can't access the article. These investigations take time. Not sure why so many are dead set on rushing it unless they are worried about something.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20378 on: May 11, 2018, 10:48:02 AM »
Can't access the article. These investigations take time. Not sure why so many are dead set on rushing it unless they are worried about something.
Try incognito.

It has been explained numerous times how the investigation is causing a lot of collateral damage. Frankly, your statement that you don't know why they would want it rushed unless they have something to worry about is utterly ridiculous.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #20379 on: May 11, 2018, 10:53:50 AM »
Can't access the article. These investigations take time. Not sure why so many are dead set on rushing it unless they are worried about something.
Go to drudge and click on the WSJ link in the list on the top right.