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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #30 on: June 02, 2011, 04:35:21 PM »
ash,
do you vote based on looks?
if so, just vote palin.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #31 on: June 02, 2011, 04:39:14 PM »
if the Donald becomes president, we will have the ugliest president in the white house for the last 50 years
i have to say, thats quite a bizarre comment.....

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #32 on: June 03, 2011, 03:17:13 PM »
If dan would run he slogan would be: YMMV

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #33 on: June 03, 2011, 03:18:16 PM »
And we gota double check could be SPG is supporting Air Force One

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #34 on: August 15, 2011, 11:47:54 AM »
at least he started to support NCSY now that his daughter is interested in it
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #35 on: August 15, 2011, 12:21:04 PM »
The looks comment is unfortunately not bizarre as many usa presidents have been voted for looks.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #36 on: June 16, 2015, 12:41:00 PM »
Official bid is in! - http://www.cnbc.com/id/102763123.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #37 on: June 16, 2015, 12:50:08 PM »
Official bid is in! - http://www.cnbc.com/id/102763123.
Very interesting speech, also very typical of him.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #38 on: June 16, 2015, 02:03:19 PM »
I want to see his birth certificate.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #39 on: June 16, 2015, 02:05:24 PM »
I think it's great.  Though I can't quite see him winning or actually honestly wanting the job.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #40 on: June 16, 2015, 02:12:25 PM »
I think it's great.  Though I can't quite see him winning or actually honestly wanting the job.
Of course he won't win, job would be the best thing ever for his business.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #41 on: June 16, 2015, 02:22:56 PM »
Of course he won't win, job would be the best thing ever for his business.
Can you actually see him wanting to be President and all the work that comes with it? Part of me just can't see it.  He seems too smart for all that.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #42 on: June 16, 2015, 02:27:47 PM »
Can you actually see him wanting to be President and all the work that comes with it? Part of me just can't see it.  He seems too smart for all that.
Work? Doesn't the president just play golf all day?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #43 on: June 16, 2015, 02:30:49 PM »
Can you actually see him wanting to be President and all the work that comes with it? Part of me just can't see it.  He seems too smart for all that.
He's worth 8 billion now, he will be worth 10x that at the end of 4 years.

Anyway it doesn't matter because even if he spends all 8 billion he still won't win.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #44 on: June 16, 2015, 02:46:58 PM »
He's worth 8 billion now, he will be worth 10x that at the end of 4 years.

Anyway it doesn't matter because even if he spends all 8 billion he still won't win.

Hes got a better chance then Hillary... and If i cared about america I would give him my vote! (i care about Israel therefore Rubio has my vote)