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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #45 on: June 16, 2015, 02:53:27 PM »
Hes got a better chance then Hillary... and If i cared about america I would give him my vote! (i care about Israel therefore Rubio has my vote)
you live here , but dont care about this country?? ungrateful?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #46 on: June 16, 2015, 03:05:39 PM »
Hes got a better chance then Hillary.
Said no one ever. Seriously somethings I can argue with but that is just silly.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #47 on: June 16, 2015, 03:09:39 PM »
you live here , but dont care about this country?? ungrateful?

I am ungrateful to this country as are hundreds of millions of Americans Who take advantage of the system . The system has been rapped so many times over it is in a place that it will never recover from both financially , socially ect . Not just by simple ppl like me but buy the biggest corporations in the private and public sector. Even the president doesn't care about anything but his personal agenda .
This country will never recover from their selfish presuite to attain whatever makes them happy at that moment. They will never loose their double and triple chins which are infused with fast food. Therefore I will continue enjoying the benefits until America becomes closer to white Russia in a communist way ( taking our paychecks to pay for there bad debt and poor choices) . By then either my wife will agree to move or Moshiach will come. Dont count on my wife agreeing:) 

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #48 on: June 16, 2015, 03:10:44 PM »
Said no one ever. Seriously somethings I can argue with but that is just silly.

when in the history of America has a democrat had office 3 full terms in a row ? never!

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #49 on: June 16, 2015, 03:14:21 PM »
when in the history of America has a democrat had office 3 full terms in a row ? never!
Until they do.
When in history has a Rubio been in office? never! ::)
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #50 on: June 16, 2015, 03:16:42 PM »
when in the history of America has a democrat had office 3 full terms in a row ? never!

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #51 on: June 16, 2015, 03:20:44 PM »
Good point. neither have happened before . But This is Rubio's first time around and the democrats have attempted and failed this many many times .
So it does back up my statement ....
Hes got a better chance then Hillary...

any republican does ... even if they are far from getting the nomination !

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #52 on: June 16, 2015, 03:24:39 PM »
and If i cared about america I would give him my vote! (i care about Israel therefore has my vote)
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #53 on: June 16, 2015, 03:26:39 PM »
+1

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #54 on: June 16, 2015, 03:32:25 PM »
I am ungrateful to this country as are hundreds of millions of Americans Who take advantage of the system . The system has been rapped so many times over it is in a place that it will never recover from both financially , socially ect . Not just by simple ppl like me but buy the biggest corporations in the private and public sector. Even the president doesn't care about anything but his personal agenda .
This country will never recover from their selfish presuite to attain whatever makes them happy at that moment. They will never loose their double and triple chins which are infused with fast food. Therefore I will continue enjoying the benefits until America becomes closer to white Russia in a communist way ( taking our paychecks to pay for there bad debt and poor choices) . By then either my wife will agree to move or Moshiach will come. Dont count on my wife agreeing:)
well well said ... but israeli politics are better ????
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #55 on: June 16, 2015, 03:33:01 PM »

Good point. neither have happened before . But This is Rubio's first time around and the democrats have attempted and failed this many many times .
So it does back up my statement ....
any republican does ... even if they are far from getting the nomination !
are you kidding me? Any republican has a better approach then Hilary Clinton ?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #57 on: June 16, 2015, 03:43:00 PM »
are you kidding me? Any republican has a better approach then Hilary Clinton ?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #59 on: June 17, 2015, 04:21:12 PM »
when in the history of America has a democrat had office 3 full terms in a row ? never!
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