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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3850074 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5800 on: November 08, 2016, 01:47:07 PM »
Including NY!
Eric Trump apparently posted then deleted a tweet with his (ETA: NY) ballot.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5801 on: November 08, 2016, 01:48:45 PM »
Eric Trump apparently posted then deleted a tweet with his (ETA: NY) ballot.
Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: Who did you vote for, and what was the compelling argument that made yo do it?
« Reply #5802 on: November 08, 2016, 01:51:10 PM »
I am still undecided, but will vote DJT upon the recommendation of Rav Kamenetsky, as seen on Matzav, but I confirmed that this is his position  as well.
He told me that too (to be exact, he said he doesn't see him as being as bad as Clinton). That being said; I'm sitting this one out.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5803 on: November 08, 2016, 01:52:02 PM »
Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!
There was a story with Justin Timberlake doing the same, and the police basically said obviously we're not going to waste our limited time and resources on something like this.

http://fortune.com/2016/10/27/just-timberlake-ballot-selfie/

Nor will (or probably should) anything happen to Trump. It's just not great optics to obliviously violate a law while trying to promote your cause.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5804 on: November 08, 2016, 02:09:21 PM »
There was a story with Justin Timberlake doing the same, and the police basically said obviously we're not going to waste our limited time and resources on something like this.

http://fortune.com/2016/10/27/just-timberlake-ballot-selfie/

Nor will (or probably should) anything happen to Trump. It's just not great optics to obliviously violate a law while trying to promote your cause.
I recall Sean Hannity doing it last time around too, posted a ballot pic and promptly deleting it
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5805 on: November 08, 2016, 02:16:11 PM »
Just outta curiosity, did anyone here do just that? Ask their Rav or truster leader who to vote for?
R Yeruchem Olshin said to vote for Trump based on that both Dovid Hamelech and Shaul Hamelech were חוטא yet only Shaul lost the מלוכה and not Dovid, he explained the difference is that Shaul was חוטא with the מלוכה and thus lost it but Dovid was his own private חטא
Thus Trump & Hillary  were both "חוטא" however only hilliary was חוטא with the "מלוכה" therefore we should vote for Trump

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5806 on: November 08, 2016, 02:17:59 PM »
R Yeruchem Olshin said to vote for Trump based on that both Dovid Hamelech and Shaul Hamelech were חוטא yet only Shaul lost the מלוכה and not Dovid, he explained the difference is that Shaul was חוטא with the מלוכה and thus lost it but Dovid was his own private חטא
Thus Trump & Hillary  were both "חוטא" however only hilliary was חוטא with the "מלוכה" therefore we should vote for Trump




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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5807 on: November 08, 2016, 02:22:39 PM »
The Democrats did an excellent job getting out the Latino vote. They are turning out in droves all over the country, but most importantly FL and NC. Even without the biased media etc. the Dems are a lot better at this game.

Trump needs to win FL, NC, OH, and then on top of that he needs to win a blue state like PA, WI or NH.

To put this in perspective, if this were a game of chess, Clinton has a king, two knights and a rook, and Trump has a king and a pawn halfway across the board.

Check mate.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5808 on: November 08, 2016, 02:26:07 PM »
The Democrats did an excellent job getting out the Latino vote. They are turning out in droves all over the country, but most importantly FL and NC. Even without the biased media etc. the Dems are a lot better at this game.
Source?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5810 on: November 08, 2016, 02:28:09 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5811 on: November 08, 2016, 02:29:45 PM »
Source?

http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/04/politics/latinos-voter-turnout-early-voting-2016-election/

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At this point in 2008, 260,263 Latino voters, or 9.6% of the electorate, voted early. So far in 2016, that number has grown to 596,146, or 14.1% of all early ballots cast."

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5812 on: November 08, 2016, 02:30:10 PM »
R Yeruchem Olshin said to vote for Trump based on that both Dovid Hamelech and Shaul Hamelech were חוטא yet only Shaul lost the מלוכה and not Dovid, he explained the difference is that Shaul was חוטא with the מלוכה and thus lost it but Dovid was his own private חטא
Thus Trump & Hillary  were both "חוטא" however only hilliary was חוטא with the "מלוכה" therefore we should vote for Trump
What baffles me is that I recall the democrats making the same argument in defense of Bill Clinton and all the rabbis (that I knew) argued that the leader ofn our country sets the tone for morality. Boy have times changed!

Or perhaps....

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5813 on: November 08, 2016, 02:32:07 PM »
What baffles me is that I recall the democrats making the same argument in defense of Bill Clinton and all the rabbis (that I knew) argued that the leader ofn our country sets the tone for morality. Boy have times changed!

Or perhaps....
There's no stirah. It's 100% true that it has an effect, but that was in a vacuum, empirically speaking. Now there is a binary (thanks, exgingi) choice.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5814 on: November 08, 2016, 02:35:05 PM »
There's no stirah. It's 100% true that it has an effect, but that was in a vacuum, empirically speaking. Now there is a binary (thanks, exgingi) choice.
They were going Ape when it was Bill. Not saying whether its worse than than corruption but I find it funny to  defend even in comparison.

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Re: Election 2016 Results Discussion
« Reply #5815 on: November 08, 2016, 02:35:24 PM »
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5816 on: November 08, 2016, 02:37:21 PM »
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Somewhere deep in a dark blue state I cast my dark red vote for the dark orange candidate.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5817 on: November 08, 2016, 02:39:20 PM »
They were going Ape when it was Bill. Not saying whether its worse than than corruption but I find it funny to  defend even in comparison.
AFAIK, nobody's defending it. Also, let's not forget that HRC is not exactly ...נקי בדברים אלו... ודי בזה

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #5818 on: November 08, 2016, 03:08:47 PM »
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This is actually the first time that I'm so excited for an election. No matter who loses I will be happy.

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