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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #60 on: June 17, 2015, 04:33:36 PM »
FDR
1 time big deal
Hillary could be the farthest thing from FDR

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #61 on: June 17, 2015, 04:36:37 PM »
when in the history of America has a democrat had office 3 full terms in a row ? never!
and then it was 5 consecutive terms for dems.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #62 on: June 17, 2015, 05:02:09 PM »
1 time big deal
Hillary could be the farthest thing from FDR
I take enjoyment when people are proven wrong point blank and don't admit being proven wrong. Just show how even if you are wrong who cares.  ::) ::)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #63 on: June 17, 2015, 09:11:42 PM »
Donald is a satirical candidate. He's like a clown in a circus. Yes, he's a smooth-talking, shrewd and shockingly successful businessman, but a politician he is not. He makes excellent comedy-fodder for nightly talk shows.

One thing about him, however, is that he does not hold back. He basically said in one interview that we need to put Mexico, Russia and China all in their place. A very true statement, but very hard to execute in a real-life scenario. If Romney had been half as outspoken as the Donald, he would have been president today.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #64 on: June 17, 2015, 09:13:59 PM »
Donald is a satirical candidate. He's like a clown in a circus.

It's probably all business.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #65 on: June 18, 2015, 12:23:00 AM »
shockingly successful businessman, but a politician he is not.

thats what we need, politic stinks
be conservative in what you do, be liberal in what you accept from others.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #66 on: June 18, 2015, 12:33:48 AM »
thats what we need, politic stinks
He is a troll and should be treated as one.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #67 on: June 18, 2015, 10:34:28 AM »
I take enjoyment when people are proven wrong point blank and don't admit being proven wrong. Just show how even if you are wrong who cares.  ::) ::)

I knew about FDR even before I made the statement ... Thats proof of  "who cares:)"

It is still a strong argument .... after 8 years of this terrible president The democrats have no shot even if FDR himself was on the ticket

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #68 on: June 18, 2015, 10:38:54 AM »
I knew about FDR even before I made the statement ... Thats proof of  "who cares:)"

It is still a strong argument .... after 8 years of this terrible president The democrats have no shot even if FDR himself was on the ticket
Didn't I hear that line of reasoning 4 years ago?

Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #69 on: June 18, 2015, 10:41:23 AM »
Didn't I hear that line of reasoning 4 years ago?
only makes  a s tronger argument this time around

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #70 on: June 18, 2015, 10:47:37 AM »
only makes  a s tronger argument this time around
This line of reasoning turned out to be wrong last time around so this time it must be right...

Hard to argue with that I guess... ::)
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #71 on: June 18, 2015, 10:52:58 AM »
only makes  a s tronger argument this time around
sir, you're helplessly foolish.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #72 on: June 18, 2015, 11:30:55 AM »
sir, you're helplessly foolish.

name your price! ill put it on red and you put it on blue...  lets us see what happens!
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« Reply #73 on: June 18, 2015, 11:38:56 AM »
name your price! ill put it on red and you put it on blue...  lets us see what happens!
This offer stands only for the douche
You'd be really foolish to put money down on the Rs before you know what kind of candidate they are putting up...
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #74 on: June 18, 2015, 11:49:12 AM »
I am ungrateful to this country as are hundreds of millions of Americans Who take advantage of the system . The system has been rapped so many times over it is in a place that it will never recover from both financially , socially ect . Not just by simple ppl like me but buy the biggest corporations in the private and public sector. Even the president doesn't care about anything but his personal agenda .
This country will never recover from their selfish presuite to attain whatever makes them happy at that moment. They will never loose their double and triple chins which are infused with fast food. Therefore I will continue enjoying the benefits until America becomes closer to white Russia in a communist way ( taking our paychecks to pay for there bad debt and poor choices) . By then either my wife will agree to move or Moshiach will come. Dont count on my wife agreeing:)
well well said ...

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