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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3850333 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7120 on: November 09, 2016, 10:39:28 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7121 on: November 09, 2016, 10:44:46 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7122 on: November 09, 2016, 10:50:27 PM »
Quote from: good sam on November 09, 2016, 10:39:28 PM
#TBT
Remember this?
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_55a8fc9ce4b0896514d0fd66?
Was just thinking about it. Such sore loses. Now they make it sound like the world is coming to an end.

Who else here is so excited to see conservatism rising?

So exited about getting rid of Loretta Lynch what an awful person. We can replace this with Rudi, fair Republican guy! So on and so on. Excited.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7123 on: November 09, 2016, 10:52:02 PM »
Who remembers the "accept the outcome" discussion. Such hypocrites.  Look at all the protests

Clinton should have included more about this in her speech
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7124 on: November 09, 2016, 10:53:17 PM »
Quote from: good sam on November 09, 2016, 10:39:28 PM
#TBT
Remember this?
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_55a8fc9ce4b0896514d0fd66?
How about Seth Myers' roast in 2011 of Trump at the WH correspondents dinner?

"Donald Trump has been saying he will run for president as a Republican, which is surprising since I just assumed he was running as a joke."
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7125 on: November 09, 2016, 10:55:46 PM »
Bill O'reilly lashing out on Hillary tonight. Keep on repeating good riddance...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7126 on: November 09, 2016, 10:56:24 PM »
Quote from: Mordyk on November 09, 2016, 10:52:02 PM
Who remembers the "accept the outcome" discussion. Such hypocrites.  Look at all the protests

Clinton should have included more about this in her speech
It's not unprecedented.

Don't forget the notorious riots of 04 and 08 when the undereducated white males took to the streets and cast death threats on Obama and other people of color.

No wait, that didn't happen.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7127 on: November 09, 2016, 11:01:51 PM »
Some tweets:

"These young people are protesting primarily because this is the first time in their lives they didn't get what they wanted. #TrumpProtest"

"Nothing says love and tolerance for diversity like #TrumpProtest filled with death threats, fires, and anger over free election outcomes"

"My #TrumpProtest will be holding his feet to the fire for at least the next 4 years. It doesn't include looting a Walgreens & setting fires."

"This is what happens when every kid gets a trophy, folks. #TrumpProtest"
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7128 on: November 09, 2016, 11:07:05 PM »
"I once read in the constitution that if you protest for a week straight you can overturn the results of an election #TrumpProtest"

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7129 on: November 09, 2016, 11:08:34 PM »
Chanting "Popular Vote."

As if that's been a major agenda item of the left before today.

https://mobile.twitter.com/OhItsRyan/status/796536183568433155
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7130 on: November 09, 2016, 11:09:59 PM »
Quote from: ExGingi on November 09, 2016, 10:11:17 PM
The more I see this kind of reactions, the more I contrast it with the reactions to BHO winning the first time.

Even though, from a right-wing perspective, that was a real disaster and shift in American politics, having a President elect with a far-left "progressive" agenda and a majority in the house and senate, you didn't see these kinds of responses.

Even Rush Limbaugh, who set out the agenda to make BHO fail, was nowhere as radical as the left is.

The only explanation I can find about this is that the left-wing is rooted in arrogance and כפירה. They have an attitude of "we know what's right" and you better play along with us, and if you don't, well then you're not human, and יתוש קדמך!
A partial explanation is that those people protesting 1) have no job (b/c they live off of handouts from BHO and the government) 2)are illegal and/or 3) are being paid to protest.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7131 on: November 09, 2016, 11:20:05 PM »
This guy must have only skimmed the constitution.

https://mobile.twitter.com/AMP_MILITANT/status/796566091661266944
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7132 on: November 09, 2016, 11:21:52 PM »
Quote from: Sammy82 on November 09, 2016, 11:09:59 PM
A partial explanation is that those people protesting 1) have no job (b/c they live off of handouts from BHO and the government) 2)are illegal and/or 3) are being paid to protest.

That's unfair. Some of them just have rich parents who support them.
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« Reply #7133 on: November 09, 2016, 11:36:05 PM »
What's this up upside down American flag thing?
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« Reply #7134 on: November 09, 2016, 11:37:13 PM »
Quote from: good sam on November 09, 2016, 11:36:05 PM
What's this up upside down American flag thing?

Pics?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7135 on: November 09, 2016, 11:48:15 PM »
Ezra Friedlander can go together with hillary,he just makes me Vomit.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7137 on: November 09, 2016, 11:56:11 PM »
You know, I didn't want this wacko as president. I still don't want him...but I am so ENJOYING watching the Leftists have a collective meltdown.

I will warn you though, as much as this show is hilarious to watch, the pendulum does swing both ways. Their response to Dubya (who they were OBSESSED with) was to put up BHO out of freaking nowhere and catapult him to rockstar status. If BHO was the pendulum swing back in the face of Bush/Cheney, what will be the pendulum swing back after Trump? I am calling now that the D's will run a gay guy in 2020 or 24.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7138 on: November 10, 2016, 12:05:04 AM »
Quote from: Freddie on November 09, 2016, 11:56:11 PM
You know, I didn't want this wacko as president. I still don't want him...but I am so ENJOYING watching the Leftists have a collective meltdown.

I will warn you though, as much as this show is hilarious to watch, the pendulum does swing both ways. Their response to Dubya (who they were OBSESSED with) was to put up BHO out of freaking nowhere and catapult him to rockstar status. If BHO was the pendulum swing back in the face of Bush/Cheney, what will be the pendulum swing back after Trump? I am calling now that the D's will run a gay guy in 2020 or 24.
And people will vot for him just because he is gay. Just like the women that voted for Hillary solely because of glass ceiling
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7139 on: November 10, 2016, 12:05:18 AM »
Quote from: Freddie on November 09, 2016, 11:56:11 PM
You know, I didn't want this wacko as president. I still don't want him...but I am so ENJOYING watching the Leftists have a collective meltdown.

I will warn you though, as much as this show is hilarious to watch, the pendulum does swing both ways. Their response to Dubya (who they were OBSESSED with) was to put up BHO out of freaking nowhere and catapult him to rockstar status. If BHO was the pendulum swing back in the face of Bush/Cheney, what will be the pendulum swing back after Trump? I am calling now that the D's will run a gay guy in 2020 or 24.
Why not a gay lady, if we are already going there?
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