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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3827609 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7140 on: November 10, 2016, 12:06:27 AM »
Quote from: Zalc on November 10, 2016, 12:05:18 AM
Why not a gay lady, if we are already going there?
She lost to Trump.




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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7141 on: November 10, 2016, 12:07:06 AM »


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7142 on: November 10, 2016, 12:13:52 AM »
Quote from: Yehuda57 on November 10, 2016, 12:06:27 AM
She lost to Trump.




I kid, I kid.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7143 on: November 10, 2016, 12:31:03 AM »
Quote from: Yehuda57 on November 10, 2016, 12:07:06 AM

He's a business man. He got his fan base (this election had the candidates with fan bases and not supporters) to vote him in, now he goes on the whatever is next on his list to make himself more famous or powerful, or whatever he's looking for. Banning Muslims was a step to help him up, and now he's done with that and all it would do is set him back.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7144 on: November 10, 2016, 01:31:11 AM »
Slightly related but didnt know where to post:
https://mobile.twitter.com/SenSanders/status/794932538506518528
Bernie doesnt understand the difference between a loan that has some collateral vs tuition that has nothing but a ssn?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7145 on: November 10, 2016, 01:37:09 AM »
Quote from: Mordyk on November 10, 2016, 01:31:11 AM
Slightly related but didnt know where to post:
https://mobile.twitter.com/SenSanders/status/794932538506518528
Bernie doesnt understand the difference between a loan that has some collateral vs tuition that has nothing but a ssn?

Yep, pretty insipid comment.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7146 on: November 10, 2016, 03:41:35 AM »
Quote from: Zalc on November 10, 2016, 12:05:18 AM
Why not a gay lady, if we are already going there?
Settle down there buddy.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7147 on: November 10, 2016, 04:00:52 AM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7148 on: November 10, 2016, 04:16:29 AM »
Quote from: ilherman on November 09, 2016, 10:50:27 PM
Was just thinking about it. Such sore loses. Now they make it sound like the world is coming to an end.

Who else here is so excited to see conservatism rising?

So exited about getting rid of Loretta Lynch what an awful person. We can replace this with Rudi, fair Republican guy! So on and so on. Excited.
Do you not have and family, neighbors or friends who rely on any of the following to make ends meet??

HUD
Section 8
Food stamps
TANF
HEAP
WIC
EIC
personal exemptions
Medicaid
Free preschool
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Don't you have at least a glimmer of concern that all of your Republican heroes in power might easily slash some or all of these by 20-50%??

So exciting indeed.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7149 on: November 10, 2016, 04:26:58 AM »
Quote from: Zalc on November 10, 2016, 12:05:18 AM
Why not a gay lady, if we are already going there?
how about bruce jenner... oh wait he's a republican
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7150 on: November 10, 2016, 05:35:50 AM »
The racist, sexist and some of the other comments are pretty disgusting. You would think from a group that suffered so much they would be more understanding.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7151 on: November 10, 2016, 06:05:28 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 10, 2016, 05:35:50 AM
The racist, sexist and some of the other comments are pretty disgusting. You would think from a group that suffered so much they would be more understanding.
Link?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7152 on: November 10, 2016, 06:53:14 AM »
Quote from: Sammy82 on November 09, 2016, 11:09:59 PM
A partial explanation is that those people protesting 1) have no job (b/c they live off of handouts from BHO and the government) 2)are illegal and/or 3) are being paid to protest.
That.
It's a well known MO of the radical left elitists. Hire a mob.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7153 on: November 10, 2016, 07:12:53 AM »
These idiots protesting are going to solidify the White base that voted for Trump. I can only imagine these rural Americans watching the news right now and saying "before I was uncertain about my vote, now I am very confident in my choice".

Keep up the good work Libbies and Lefties. Keep calling decent hard working American taxpayers racists and sexists and homophobes.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7154 on: November 10, 2016, 08:05:31 AM »
Quote from: Emkay on November 10, 2016, 06:05:28 AM
Link?
Look two posts up then a couple more posts up after that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7155 on: November 10, 2016, 08:11:05 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 10, 2016, 08:05:31 AM
Look two posts up then a couple more posts up after that.
I dont see it. Maybe I'm blind also.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7156 on: November 10, 2016, 08:32:05 AM »


Quote from: churnbabychurn on November 10, 2016, 04:16:29 AM


 your Republican heroes in power might easily slash some or all of these by 20-50%??
20-50% should put it back just around normal. Sounds good to me.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7157 on: November 10, 2016, 08:55:12 AM »
Quote from: churnbabychurn on November 10, 2016, 04:16:29 AM
Do you not have and family, neighbors or friends who rely on any of the following to make ends meet??

HUD
Section 8
Food stamps
TANF
HEAP
WIC
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personal exemptions
Medicaid
Free preschool
CHS

Etc etc.

Don't you have at least a glimmer of concern that all of your Republican heroes in power might easily slash some or all of these by 20-50%??

So exciting indeed.
You mean like they did when Bush was Prez?

For many reasons these can be yatza schorom bihefsedam anyhow.

A good part of the reason not to take them is because then the need for the programs becomes the main concern and trumps all else often to your own detriment.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7158 on: November 10, 2016, 08:56:16 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on November 10, 2016, 08:05:31 AM
Look two posts up then a couple more posts up after that.
If you are referring to CBC's comment about government programs you totally misunderstood him. He is not talking about minorities.
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