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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3849337 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7160 on: November 10, 2016, 09:15:47 AM »
20-50% should put it back just around normal. Sounds good to me.
Exactly. How about the liberal policies they brought in.

How about I care for my other neighbors who their premiums hiked to crazy amounts? How about those who pay 50% of their income for tax?

And my main reason, how about half of these neighbors who have no intention of building a small business because they are afraid of losing their benefits and paying crazy tax which leaves them with nothing so they rather stay on the benefits which equals out to the same.

Good riddance.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7161 on: November 10, 2016, 09:27:29 AM »
Exactly. How about the liberal policies they brought in.

How about I care for my other neighbors who their premiums hiked to crazy amounts? How about those who pay 50% of their income for tax?

And my main reason, how about half of these neighbors who have no intention of building a small business because they are afraid of losing their benefits and paying crazy tax which leaves them with nothing so they rather stay on the benefits which equals out to the same.

Good riddance.
Including those kollel guys I heard talking about how their wives (who are occupational therapists) are all looking for work off the books because the school pays them just right under poverty levels (yes, they get tailor made salary's based on taxes) so they can keep their programs.
« Last Edit: November 10, 2016, 09:31:53 AM by grodnoking »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7162 on: November 10, 2016, 09:28:12 AM »
Including those killed guys I heard talking about how their wives (who are occupational therapists) are all looking for work off the books because the school pays them just right under poverty levels (yes, they get tailor made salary's based on taxes) so they can keep their programs.
Freudian slip?
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7163 on: November 10, 2016, 09:28:28 AM »
How did this prediction pan out?


Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7164 on: November 10, 2016, 09:28:41 AM »
How many people in the electoral college from red states won't vote Trump in?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7165 on: November 10, 2016, 09:32:53 AM »
Freudian slip?
Fixed
Keyboard doesn't know me yet. (Not sure that it learns from my typing like my last one).
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7166 on: November 10, 2016, 09:35:49 AM »
The Math: Trump 2016 Would've Beaten Obama 2012

I understand that these results aren't scientific but this article is definitely enlightening
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7167 on: November 10, 2016, 09:41:09 AM »
Do you not have and family, neighbors or friends who rely on any of the following to make ends meet??

HUD
Section 8
Food stamps
TANF
HEAP
WIC
EIC
personal exemptions
Medicaid
Free preschool
CHS

Etc etc.

Don't you have at least a glimmer of concern that all of your Republican heroes in power might easily slash some or all of these by 20-50%??

So exciting indeed.

Section 8 increases our rent,
Free preschool increases our Tuition,
The rest increases our Tax,

Either you give it to everyone or you gotta work for a buck, it makes no sense that those that work come home with less.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7168 on: November 10, 2016, 09:41:42 AM »
Warning: Graphic Violence

https://mobile.twitter.com/KimsRustyWheels/status/796631605242511361/video/1

Yes, that is the culture. But you're not allowed to say that because it's supposedly racist, which makes no sense to me. NOT saying it is racist.

Racism means judging people based on their race which is something they are born with. I don't believe that the people in the video who are behaving like animals are biologically or genetically predisposed to behave like animals. I don't think they were born that way. They were taught to behave that way. If they were raised in normal place, they would behave like normal people. But for some reason this is considered offensive which is why this bankrupt culture is allowed to persist.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7169 on: November 10, 2016, 09:44:25 AM »
In case anyone was wondering, Trump won Michigan and Arizona, while losing New Hampshire, with 100% reported in all those states.

This puts Trump at 306 vs 232.

Not sure why none of the sites have updated as this has been known since yesterday.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7170 on: November 10, 2016, 09:51:35 AM »
Yes, that is the culture. But you're not allowed to say that because it's supposedly racist, which makes no sense to me. NOT saying it is racist.

Racism means judging people based on their race which is something they are born with. I don't believe that the people in the video who are behaving like animals are biologically or genetically predisposed to behave like animals. I don't think they were born that way. They were taught to behave that way. If they were raised in normal place, they would behave like normal people. But for some reason this is considered offensive which is why this bankrupt culture is allowed to persist.

Oh you're such a racist!
Of course they act like that, but it's only because white people like you forced them into growing up in disadvantaged situations.
That video is clear proof of white supremacy, can't you see?!

The solution is to constantly throw copious amounts of money at them so they can *finally* pull themselves out of the ghetto.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7171 on: November 10, 2016, 09:53:52 AM »
In case anyone was wondering, Trump won Michigan and Arizona, while losing New Hampshire, with 100% reported in all those states.

This puts Trump at 306 vs 232.

Not sure why none of the sites have updated as this has been known since yesterday.

Waiting for absentee ballots that can be postmarked as late as Tuesday.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7172 on: November 10, 2016, 09:56:11 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7173 on: November 10, 2016, 10:01:24 AM »
Nope
That's a bigger shock than the Trump win.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7174 on: November 10, 2016, 10:03:30 AM »
Section 8 increases our rent,
Free preschool increases our Tuition,
That sounds like a mathematically sound calculation. I can guess who you voted for...
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7175 on: November 10, 2016, 10:03:54 AM »
I was watching this video of African American Trump supporters.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVDliwn0Xjg

What is on this guy's bookshelf behind him at 3:31?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7176 on: November 10, 2016, 10:10:10 AM »
Nope
Well then you have some 'splainin to do.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7177 on: November 10, 2016, 10:11:58 AM »
I was watching this video of African American Trump supporters.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVDliwn0Xjg

What is on this guy's bookshelf behind him at 3:31?
Artscroll is the only translation that regular people can understand.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #7179 on: November 10, 2016, 10:22:22 AM »
Well then you have some 'splainin to do.

Yeah