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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3842396 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1500 on: July 30, 2016, 10:55:12 PM »
I was not happy with the results of the cholent.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1501 on: July 30, 2016, 11:05:05 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1502 on: July 30, 2016, 11:14:45 PM »
I was not happy with the results of the cholent.
Use a bag next week
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1503 on: July 30, 2016, 11:25:34 PM »
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/07/31/us/politics/donald-trump-khizr-khan-wife-ghazala.html

Dude is crazy. Can't help himself. Unfit.
Hillary would've let the actual car bomber into the US. Pick ur poison......

Also it the nytimes, notorious haters of Trump
watch the clip

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1504 on: July 31, 2016, 12:32:20 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1505 on: July 31, 2016, 12:34:51 AM »
I would ask what kind of barbarian would attack the parents of a fallen soldier, but oh yeah it's the same person who attacks POW's.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1506 on: July 31, 2016, 12:39:41 AM »
I would ask what kind of barbarian would attack the parents of a fallen soldier, but oh yeah it's the same person who attacks POW's.
1. Have you seen the clip?
2. Are you familiar with what Hillary told families of Bengahzi?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1507 on: July 31, 2016, 12:40:21 AM »
I would ask what kind of barbarian would attack the parents of a fallen soldier, but oh yeah it's the same person who attacks POW's.


As has been said before, he's no tzaddik. But by far the better option.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1508 on: July 31, 2016, 12:44:35 AM »
A friend in shul put it like this, you have a revolver to your head, do you pick Hillary with all 6 chambers loaded or do you pick the Donald and play Russian roulette with 5 out of 6 loaded...

Sigh.
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1509 on: July 31, 2016, 12:52:23 AM »
A friend in shul put it like this, you have a revolver to your head, do you pick Hillary with all 6 chambers loaded or do you pick the Donald and play Russian roulette with 5 out of 6 loaded...

Sigh.

Sad joke.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1510 on: July 31, 2016, 12:54:02 AM »
Can anyone put up a vote/poll on this thread? "Who are you planning to vote for in Nov?"

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1511 on: July 31, 2016, 12:58:35 AM »
My bil has been doing business with a guy for 15 years, they went out to lunch recently, and elections came up. My bil mentioned he's for trump. The other guy froze, said "I'm going to have to defriend you", put $20 on the table and walked out.

Dems are the closed minded ones full of hatred. Personally I feel bad for them, that they can't see out of their bubble.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1512 on: July 31, 2016, 02:08:59 AM »
My bil has been doing business with a guy for 15 years, they went out to lunch recently, and elections came up. My bil mentioned he's for trump. The other guy froze, said "I'm going to have to defriend you", put $20 on the table and walked out.

Dems are the closed minded ones full of hatred. Personally I feel bad for them, that they can't see out of their bubble.

Nice try.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1513 on: July 31, 2016, 02:13:33 AM »
I stopped using bags since my Cholent doesn't fill my pot and the top of the bag would melt to the pot (I tried a few different companies, and various amounts of water), regardless that's only supposed to help with clean up. Leaving it on a low simmer with enough water should do the trick IMHO
Fold the bag on top of the Chulent. And consider ceramic over metal.
And back in topic,  looks like there's hope for the Hamodia et al. (just the first minute is relevant) https://youtu.be/zSKfnuHQHLI

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1514 on: July 31, 2016, 09:03:23 AM »
Fold the bag on top of the Chulent. And consider ceramic over metal.
And back in topic,  looks like there's hope for the Hamodia et al. (just the first minute is relevant) https://youtu.be/zSKfnuHQHLI
This guy used to be funny on Comedy Central. What a disaster.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1515 on: July 31, 2016, 09:08:54 AM »
This guy used to be funny on Comedy Central. What a disaster.
+1 I get embarrassed watching him

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1516 on: July 31, 2016, 11:02:44 AM »
It's not only that he went after parent's of a fallen soldier. Its more about his pettiness and how he does it that make him wholly unfit to be in public service let alone a President.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1517 on: July 31, 2016, 11:07:22 AM »
My bil has been doing business with a guy for 15 years, they went out to lunch recently, and elections came up. My bil mentioned he's for trump. The other guy froze, said "I'm going to have to defriend you", put $20 on the table and walked out.

Dems are the closed minded ones full of hatred. Personally I feel bad for them, that they can't see out of their bubble.

A guy I know from business is a liberal says he can't fathom how people support Trump. They're obviously dumb and should not be allowed to vote.

Spoken like a true liberal. Tolerance for anything and everything as long as they agree with it.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1518 on: July 31, 2016, 11:19:57 AM »
A friend in shul put it like this, you have a revolver to your head, do you pick Hillary with all 6 chambers loaded or do you pick the Donald and play Russian roulette with 5 out of 6 loaded...

Sigh.
+100
Correct. Hillary is a sure-fail. Trump has a slight chance. Some pros and cons.
I think that they can work to fix a lot of the recent failures, as well. It will be hard, but they have better chance of working to turn around the country and not restrict Israel in building 'settlements' like the Hillary-team plans to do.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1519 on: July 31, 2016, 11:41:22 AM »
One thing there is no question about is that Trump is an expert marketer. That is something proven long before he entertained running for president. Many of the complaints about him fit well into his established marketing tactics and need to be viewed as such.
Feelings don't care about your facts