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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3848060 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3360 on: September 27, 2016, 05:09:59 PM »
Sort of. The lawyers ain't cheap either. I can tell you from experience that it is not so simple.
I have a friend who's father did some "planning" with a Park Avenue law firm. He then died prematurely, and there's a complete mess.

IMHO it was because in the back of his mind every minute in the lawyers office was costing him $10 or more, he probably didn't let they lawyers dig deep enough to get the hard and soft facts straight, so he ended up with a "plan" which might have worse consequences than if he had died intestate (though that wouldn't have been pretty either).

I've seen too many documents drafted and plans made, without taking the proper time to dig down through both the hard and soft facts. Many times things work out, but quite a few times it can get very ugly, and even costlier than paying a few $10K to do the job done right, and have regular reviews.

Regardless of who gets elected, I see higher taxes and overall lower entitlements in our future. Things are simply not sustainable the way they are today.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3361 on: September 27, 2016, 05:11:40 PM »
He asked her about the emails.

The way that the moderator brought up the emails - to me - showed unmitigated bias and was inexcusable. He threw her a softball, and then didn't even follow up on her response.

Moderator: You've committed a crime by using a personal email server and then destroying evidence
HRC: It was a mistake, I'm sorry about it, and I would do it differently if it happened again

That was it, no follow up about the implications? No digging into the question of why she did that (ala "what are you hiding")? Just say you're sorry and everything is OK? She committed a serious crime/breach - if not in using the server itself, then by destroying evidence after it was subpoenaed - and that's the kind of thing that you can move on from with just a simple apology?!

There's a lot of people in jail for destroying evidence who would have loved to just apologize and get away with it.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3362 on: September 27, 2016, 05:16:00 PM »
and with the house being gifted from generation to generation, there's no step-up in basis, resulting in a very substantial Capital Gain upon sale (which is likely to occur at some point).
A good reason why one may leave estate taxes to be applicable.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3365 on: September 27, 2016, 06:37:16 PM »
Ms piggy was a good play by Hrc.

Now she is campaigning for Hillary...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3366 on: September 27, 2016, 06:45:15 PM »
Ms piggy was a good play by Hrc.

Now she is campaigning for Hillary...
IIRC she was am experienced politician
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3367 on: September 27, 2016, 06:50:22 PM »
Ms piggy was a good play by Hrc.

Now she is campaigning for Hillary...

Why only pull out the Miss Piggy line? Why not all of the stuff he said on Howard Stern over the years?

BTW how did you like when Trump actually MENTIONED Howard Stern (I think when clarifying his stance on going into Iraq)? I almost expected him to start saying, "Baba-booey, Howard Stern, Howard Stern, Baba-booey" and walk off the stage.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3370 on: September 27, 2016, 09:20:59 PM »
https://youtu.be/ihO5KootGjY

https://youtu.be/U8ZM58O_gBo

I think Trump should respond with an interview of Monica lewinsky and all of the other woman that bill and she abused.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3371 on: September 27, 2016, 10:23:37 PM »
She was crowned for her beauty, not her personality. What is she doing gaining 50 pounds?

You wouldn't criticize him for disqualifying fat women from the contest, so why the big uproar over wanting to take away her crown?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3373 on: September 27, 2016, 11:40:06 PM »
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3374 on: September 27, 2016, 11:57:04 PM »
The point he has to get across is this:

Hillary is a lifetime politician. She's running for president because she wants to achieve top in her field.

I'm a private citizen who's fed up with the way politicians mishandled things. I'm running for president because I want to fix the problems, and I think I have good ideas as to how to fix them.

But Mr. Trump, what about what you said about miss piggy? See above.

But what about your tax returns. See above.

But you don't make your clothing in America. See above.

What about the birther movement? It's irrelevant, see above.

But it sounded like you said going into Iraq was a good idea. Doesn't matter, see above.

He can make himself literally immune to the personal attacks this way. They're all true, but I'm going to fix this country's problems.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3375 on: September 28, 2016, 12:08:06 AM »
Drudge's way of keeping the healther movement alive
https://mobile.twitter.com/DRUDGE/status/780782833019170816
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3376 on: September 28, 2016, 12:08:56 AM »
The point he has to get across is this:

Hillary is a lifetime politician. She's running for president because she wants to achieve top in her field.

I'm a private citizen who's fed up with the way politicians mishandled things. I'm running for president because I want to fix the problems, and I think I have good ideas as to how to fix them.

But Mr. Trump, what about what you said about miss piggy? See above.

But what about your tax returns. See above.

But you don't make your clothing in America. See above.

What about the birther movement? It's irrelevant, see above.

But it sounded like you said going into Iraq was a good idea. Doesn't matter, see above.

He can make himself literally immune to the personal attacks this way. They're all true, but I'm going to fix this country's problems.
I agree in principle, which is to say that the vast majority of what gets talked about in the presidential race is irrelevant nonsense. But he still has to convince people that he has the right ideas and the right abilities to fix said problems. 'Believe me' doesn't really cut it, no matter how many times he says it.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3377 on: September 28, 2016, 12:22:02 AM »
I take it back.
We have the exact 2 candidates we deserve.
SMH
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3378 on: September 28, 2016, 12:34:31 AM »
Drudge's way of keeping the healther movement alive
https://mobile.twitter.com/DRUDGE/status/780782833019170816

What am I supposed to see in that picture?
A shadow? I don't get it. Please explain.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3379 on: September 28, 2016, 12:40:02 AM »
What am I supposed to see in that picture?
A shadow? I don't get it. Please explain.
Instead of acknowledging that she seemed pretty healthy in the debate, he calls it a "miracle of modern medicine."
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